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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Duke of York, Mar 6, 2016.
I'm not allowed biscuits.
Save @racroesus from biscuit-starvation!!!!
I don't think I've ever heard anything so sad!
(Not since Michael Gove took a tumble outside No. 10.)
How very terrible!
How truly dreadful!!
I bet her return was greeted with joy and the celebratory dunking of a digestive or two.
That's it; mock me.
I switched my allegiance to bourbons.
It's in your best interests. Queen of Lydia doesn't want you to look like THIS!
Why am I constantly expected to taste and comment on cream sponges, lemon meringues, caraway seed cakes, apple turnovers baked fresh?
A few digestives and a glass of milk and I'm happy.
I was given a bourbon tin at Christmas - a tin that looks just like a big bourbon! It matches my oreos tin . Naturally (or possibly because I'm a bit OCD) I only want to fill it with bourbons. I filled it once; daughter #2 came home and ate the lot and I've not been able to buy any since. Saw the news article yesterday, and suddenly twigged why that was!
And I'm now craving ginger nuts... just because I can't get any!
It is a terrible affliction. Almost as bad as cotton-wool balls.
Never tried eating cotton-wool ... although as a small(ish) child I could never resist licking bath cubes - they look so much like giant sherbet. I knew, every time, that I would regret it,but it never stopped me.
I am available for cream-sponge tasting.
I was unaware of this crisis!
So a surplus of exclamation marks, a shortage of biscuits and migrants trapped in Greece [oh the trauma!]
Hell in a handcart
Bring the migrants over here to make more biscuits!!!!
Oh the suffering.
Tough. You have no chance after mocking my situation.
A slice of sponge, cake or whatever doesn't satisfy a craving for cold milk and digestives or hob-nobs or custard creams or...
1st world problems.
Here, have a Garibaldi.
I like Garibaldi
I can't have one fig roll. Devastating consequences....
When I first heard of the biscuit shortage, I went crackers.