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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Lascarina, Oct 28, 2015.

  1. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    On a separate not, (or "sidebar" as a well known sexagenarian and self-proclaimed sex deity often described it), has anyone had any luck in writing their signature with any degree of accuracy and familiarity on those electronic devices that delivery drivers use to record acceptance of delivery?

    I've found it virtually impossible to sign them in a way that anyone would recognise as being a representation of my signature. I suspect the driver would be able to do a better job of it by forging my signature.

    If like me you struggle with them, what's the bleedin' point?
     
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  2. Didactylos4

    Didactylos4 Star commenter

    I've looked up that term and having seen the posts from the admins on this subject in the Help forums I am extremely tempted to e-mail them with a nomination for you Grumpydogwoman (including the "permalinks" (?) to certain posts on this thread as part of the supporting evidence)

    ;):D
     
  3. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    ..although the adverts would have to be aimed at the Forum reader demographic wouldn't they?

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    More marking again this weekend? Get hammered for less at BARGAIN BOOZE.
     
  4. Didactylos4

    Didactylos4 Star commenter

    I don't find them to be much of a problem.
    But I am, as part of my current role, testing whether practice on a similar device (used by the Department of Work & Pensions for claimants) can be part of a support package for digital training.
    Which means I have spent a lot of time testing how best to use them
     
  5. lindenlea

    lindenlea Star commenter

    I do agree and although , like gdw, i definitely want to be offered one, i don't know what I'd do with it. What may sound pithy and a propos today may seem tedious and self serving later, depending on my mood.
     
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  6. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Lanokia is brought to you by Asda, making your pound stretch further.

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  7. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

  8. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Asda! We shall defeat thee Sainsbury's

    Have at cha!
     
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  9. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    I was amused by a comment I read about Marks and Spencer's Christmas campaign a few years ago where they proclaimed "It wouldn't be Christmas without M&S" The comment observed "No, it would be Chrita, wouldn't it?
     
  10. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Could anyone advertise in our signature space if they paid enough?

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  11. cissy3

    cissy3 Star commenter

    @magic surf bus I think the tes demographic really needs this. (sadly)

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  12. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    Is the solicitor the chap in the suit?

    At his age I would think he is. Teachers don't make it alive into their 50s any longer, do they?

    (He's frightfully short.)
     
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  13. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Goats legs and cloven hooves.
     
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  14. rachelpaula008

    rachelpaula008 Star commenter

    Dear magic surf bus.

    Please allow me to introduce myself as RP from Saatchi and Saatchi. We are a promoting company of wealth and taste. We've been around for a long, long time and aim to steal souls and faith.

    Whaddya say to a juicy little number of, oh, £10,000 pcm? Give us your copywriting and we'll look after you. Into eternity (mwhahhahaha....)

    Please call me at your earliest convenience.
     
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  15. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    That's a rash conclusion. He might be having this discussion in a primary school classroom and been forced to sit on one of the kids' chairs like parents have to on open days.
     
  16. rachelpaula008

    rachelpaula008 Star commenter

    Good point. I've had to have a 'comfort break' on one of those very cute little toilets in a primary school. Not so cute when perched on one...
     
  17. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    :eek: I think you may have misunderstood . . .analogy: imagine you are not YET allowed to have the shiny, new children's toy that some other adults do have and appear to be taking seriously . . the toy is given out conditionally by 'parents' for good behaviour. . . you don't actually want the toy at all, but, joy of all joys, you can play at something too; at 'Let's Pretend' . . the entire situation is ripe for mickey-taking . . . . . do I need to say more?
     
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  18. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    I tend to splash more when using one.
     
  19. rachelpaula008

    rachelpaula008 Star commenter

    I'm not surprised!! Like peeing into a pint glass standing up.

    Sorry. Sorry again.
     
  20. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    I'm left wondering about your experiences.
     
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