Given the opportunity what you put in room 101 ? I would start with DIVERSION signs which the council have kindly arranged to tell you absolutely nothing. They do not say which road is closed or how to get to where you are going. They assume you are all avoiding the same roadworks which may in fact have been completed days ago because no one bothered to do the tidy-up housekeeping. Most annoying is when you are forced to drive ten miles extra to avoid a couple of workmen changing lightbulbs or a section of coned off road where there is no hole and no one is working.