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Your Best OFSTED Joke!

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Yoda-, Nov 14, 2015.

  1. scienceteachasghost

    scienceteachasghost Lead commenter

    Did you hear about the microphone technology teacher who got observed by OFSTED four times in one inspection?

    He got 1, 2, 1, 2!
     
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  2. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    Because they are REALLY interested in DIRT?
     
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  3. lexus300

    lexus300 Star commenter

    because that is as far as the digger will reach.
     
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  4. irs1054

    irs1054 Star commenter

    OK see if I can get this first time:

    A:Because any less and you can still hear them.
     
  5. Yoda-

    Yoda- Lead commenter

    > What is the difference between an OFSTED inspector and a prize pig?



    You can roast a prize pig on a spit without being arrested!
     
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  6. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

  7. ScotSEN

    ScotSEN Senior commenter

    Just listened to the Fascinating Aida song. Brilliant!
     
  8. ScotSEN

    ScotSEN Senior commenter

    The picture magic surf bus posted makes me so glad im not teaching any more! He looks scary!
     
  9. Yoda-

    Yoda- Lead commenter

    Remember this ScotSEN?

    New Ofsted chief fires warning shots
    news | Published in TES magazine on 2 December, 2011 | By: William Stewart
    • Comment:
    • Last Updated:
      13 December, 2011
    • Section:
      news
    Sir Michael Wilshaw will ban ‘satisfactory’ and encourage link between pay and performance



    Yes it was him.

    Be glad you're not teaching
     
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