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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Spanakopita, Aug 14, 2011.
He's getting married for the first time to Geraldine in a couple of weeks.
Well not unless I am allowed to beat him with a big stick for those stupid adverts.
Then it might be worth it.
Keep calm, Lurk dear!
Do you have a Death Wish ?
I've seen my breakfast once this morning, thanks. Not even Winner's big fat wad of cash could prevent its reappearance at the thought of conjugal congress with him.
Eek no! What Lily said.
You could marry him and then lock yourself in the bedroom and prevent conjugal congress. He might snuff it before he could get the marriage annulled - he's not been kind to his body with all that high cholesterol living and booze.
What am I on about?
He has however, lost a lot of weight which might prolong his life. Mind you I would rather marry Michael Winner than Jeffrey Archer....
I'd happily marry him to Jocelyn Wildenstein as punishment for those adverts.
Top of the list of people I would actually rather die than have sex with are Gove and Frank Gallagher (in role, of course) of Shameless.
'Two Jags' Prescott...... That would have to be even worse!
Och, they might be really considerate and passionate lovers . . . . . .
. . . . . .and there's always blindfolds
They're no good at preventing you from feeling the flesh even if you can't see it. Aarghh!
Now you are making me feel sick!! The very thought of Michael Winner's flesh!! AARGHH !!!
Some of it was eaten when he had the flesh eating necrotising fasciitis, you know.
Any particular part of the body?
Depends whether his gimp suit is full length or a shortie.