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Would you marry Michael Winner?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Spanakopita, Aug 14, 2011.

  1. Spanakopita

    Spanakopita New commenter

    He's getting married for the first time to Geraldine in a couple of weeks.
  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous New commenter

    He's getting married for the first time to Geraldine in a couple of weeks.
  3. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    Well not unless I am allowed to beat him with a big stick for those stupid adverts.
    Then it might be worth it.
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous New commenter

    Keep calm, Lurk dear!
  5. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    Do you have a Death Wish ?
  6. I've seen my breakfast once this morning, thanks. Not even Winner's big fat wad of cash could prevent its reappearance at the thought of conjugal congress with him.
  7. Eek no! What Lily said.
  8. Middlemarch

    Middlemarch Star commenter

    You could marry him and then lock yourself in the bedroom and prevent conjugal congress. He might snuff it before he could get the marriage annulled - he's not been kind to his body with all that high cholesterol living and booze.
    What am I on about?
  9. SOKB!
    He has however, lost a lot of weight which might prolong his life. Mind you I would rather marry Michael Winner than Jeffrey Archer....
  10. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    I'd happily marry him to Jocelyn Wildenstein as punishment for those adverts.
  11. Top of the list of people I would actually rather die than have sex with are Gove and Frank Gallagher (in role, of course) of Shameless.
  12. 'Two Jags' Prescott......[​IMG] That would have to be even worse!
  13. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Och, they might be really considerate and passionate lovers . . . . . . [​IMG]
  14. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    . . . . . .and there's always blindfolds [​IMG]
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous New commenter

    They're no good at preventing you from feeling the flesh even if you can't see it. Aarghh!
  16. Now you are making me feel sick!! The very thought of Michael Winner's flesh!! AARGHH !!!
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous New commenter

    Some of it was eaten when he had the flesh eating necrotising fasciitis, you know.
  18. AARGH!!!!! Again!!
  19. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Any particular part of the body? [​IMG]
  20. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Depends whether his gimp suit is full length or a shortie. [​IMG]

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