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Words that sound as though they should be rude!!

Discussion in 'Personal' started by kibosh, Jun 5, 2011.

  1. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    I suffer from quakebuttock, but only when I'm indulging in a spot of lustration.
    Some of these words just sound really nice and it's actually pleasurable enunciating them.
    pan dic u lay shun
  2. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Heh heh.

    Kenneth (Ooh Matron) Williams made a fine art of this as Rambling Syd Rumpo, although all his words were made up:

    The Ballad of the Woggler's Moulie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGRa_ZoOX24

    A medley of his other traditional country ballads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=013O6kAa3Yg

    I've always thought the village of Climping in West Sussex sounded like rude things happened there.
  3. lapinrose

    lapinrose Lead commenter

    You need to come to East Sussex, we've got Upper and Lower Dicker and Horam.
  4. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    The West Midlands has Lickey End.......
  5. Mr C's best friend at school was called Willie D ick. Just thought I'd share that with you.
  6. Was he lead singer with Marillion, cosmos?

    We have a village called Wyre Piddle.
    I always wanted there to be a village called "Much Piddle-in-the-Marsh"
  7. inky

    inky Lead commenter

    As opposed to Wyre Piddle, which sounds painful and is real?
    Gussets has a naughty ring to it, and you can't beat a good

  8. ditwee

    ditwee New commenter

    I'm surprised Masticate didn't make their list. One of my favourites :)
  9. Ringmer always amuses me, when we pass through on the way to Brighton. I also always seem to mis-pronounce Rotherfield as 'Rogerfield', not sure exactly why.....
  10. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    I am adding pendiculation to my vocab, it was missing.

    I knew a kid called Richard Thrust.
    Just saying.
  11. wrldtrvlr123

    wrldtrvlr123 Occasional commenter

    It may be dated, but it's hard to top a cunning linguist.
    Although hoarfrost and cockchafer (a type of beetle) could be worked into conversation.
    Then again, a well-timed shuttlecock does roll pleasingly off of the tongue (or so I've heard).
  12. very true- I'm from Kipling's village of Burwash, so very close to those places!!

    there is also Balls Green, Blackboys, Ginger's Green, and Horney Common, all place names where i have a little giggle at!
  13. Sport22

    Sport22 New commenter

    These aren't rude words, but say them fast and they sound rude....
    Pass the fork and knife across the table
    Random [​IMG]
  14. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    Which is very close to Bell End but no-one ever knows that because every time they put a new sign up it is stolen.
  15. There are some places that you definitely would not want to live in:
  16. Same with..four canal barges all in a row.
  17. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Lol at Serdinya - No way, I find that quite incredible, is that village in this country?
  18. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    Must be the rear of somewhere!
  19. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Does it offer an easy passage to travellers?


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