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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Phasmid, Mar 8, 2004.

  1. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    Though perhaps people would have taken him less seriously if they'd known of his cross dressing GOWN wearing habit.
     
  2. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    And the WAGON he like to pull behind him for his purse, boa and makeup case.
     
  3. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    There was a strange "TWANG" sound from his wagon one day?
     
  4. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    And a TANGY scent.
     
  5. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    It was a woman in there and her ANGRY voice could be heard yelling

    "Stop twanging my bra strap you feather boa, lipstick wearing excuse for a real man and just get the f*** out of this wagon."
     
  6. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    "Can't you accept me for who I am?" he asked with a GROAN.
     
  7. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    "NO!" She screamed, and aimed a kick at his left ***



    [​IMG]
     
  8. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    That was meant to be G O N A D
     
  9. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Upon which he keeled over screaming in agony one minute and the next flopping over where a deathly hush descended

    "Are you a GONNER?" the woman yelled?
     
  10. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    "You were a GUNNER in the last war! Show a bit of self-respect!" she continued
     
  11. [​IMG] he sang loudly.
     
  12. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    "Your singing is terrible, but you are as handsome as Charlton Heston in BEN-HUR!" she purred.
     
  13. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    "But I suppose we all have a BURDEN that we must carry" she continued
     
  14. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "And I know you're very sorry for being sick all over my bed after that BENDER you went on last week so lets go and make up for it now!" she screeched
     
  15. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    "I'm sorry!' he shouted, and to her amazement went down on BENDED knee
     
  16. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    "Sorry, sorry INDEED," he reiterated.
     
  17. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    And, sinking further to the floor, sobbed

    "I've always NEEDED you Sonia so much that I'm begging you please to marry me!"
     
  18. whapbapboogy

    whapbapboogy New commenter

    To DEADEN the sound of his sobbing, she grabbed a cornetto from the freezer and insisted he eat it, immediately.
     
  19. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Ramming it between his blubbering lips Sonia gazed at the LEADEN sky outside the window and, as snowflakes began to drift flutteringly earthwards she screamed

    "I will!"
     
  20. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    This ENABLED him to gain more courage, and he stopped crying and swept her into his arms.
     

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