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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Phasmid, Mar 8, 2004.

  1. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    "As soon as I TAPE this blasted vein of mine," she said dismissively.
     
  2. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    She quickly taped her vein and they were enjoying a cup of TEA when he noticed the tape was becoming red and wet
     
  3. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    "My veins are hard to TAME," she said.
     
  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Suddenly her alarm went off and it was TIME to get the scones from the oven
     
  5. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck her down, and' she became MUTE!
     
  6. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    She was unable to speak but could hum the TUNE of Yellow Submarine
     
  7. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    Particularly after eating TUNA
     
  8. NarnianRoyalty

    NarnianRoyalty Occasional commenter

    Which drove everyone NUTS
     
  9. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    Particularly the person who was STUNG by a bee
     
  10. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "Ouch!" he yelled "Does anyone have any anti-STING GEL?"
     
  11. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    Bob did, but he was so STINGY, he didn't want to share
     
  12. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    After SPYING on Bob, "the person" was able to sneak in and get some anti-sting gel.
     
  13. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    And sneaked out again with a SPRING in his step
     
  14. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    He had a spring in his step because he'd decided to propose to his girlfriend and had been looking at engagement RINGS.
     
  15. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    He hoped that she wasn't going to STRING him along, in the hope of getting a more expensive one.
     
  16. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    He loved her, although she was quite high-STRUNG.
     
  17. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    He would have to be the STRONG one in their marriage, he knew.
     
  18. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    He vowed to stop wearing his SARONG in his leisure hours, to signal his new rugged image.
     
  19. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    Though he couldn't help pointing out that two WRONGS do not make a right.
     
  20. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    Which was a rather childish point for A GROWN man to make.
     

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