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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Phasmid, Mar 8, 2004.
"As soon as I TAPE this blasted vein of mine," she said dismissively.
She quickly taped her vein and they were enjoying a cup of TEA when he noticed the tape was becoming red and wet
"My veins are hard to TAME," she said.
Suddenly her alarm went off and it was TIME to get the scones from the oven
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck her down, and' she became MUTE!
She was unable to speak but could hum the TUNE of Yellow Submarine
Particularly after eating TUNA
Which drove everyone NUTS
Particularly the person who was STUNG by a bee
"Ouch!" he yelled "Does anyone have any anti-STING GEL?"
Bob did, but he was so STINGY, he didn't want to share
After SPYING on Bob, "the person" was able to sneak in and get some anti-sting gel.
And sneaked out again with a SPRING in his step
He had a spring in his step because he'd decided to propose to his girlfriend and had been looking at engagement RINGS.
He hoped that she wasn't going to STRING him along, in the hope of getting a more expensive one.
He loved her, although she was quite high-STRUNG.
He would have to be the STRONG one in their marriage, he knew.
He vowed to stop wearing his SARONG in his leisure hours, to signal his new rugged image.
Though he couldn't help pointing out that two WRONGS do not make a right.
Which was a rather childish point for A GROWN man to make.