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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Phasmid, Mar 8, 2004.

  1. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    Although Smith has no butt, he does his UTMOST to be hip.
     
  2. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    It is of the UPMOST importance to him and he shops in all the hippest shops.
     
  3. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    His favourite dance tune is Serena Ryder's STOMPA. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz7jCY1cpHk
     
  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    His wife was up the SPOUT and he wanted all his family to be dressed as fashionably as possible.
     
  5. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    He rather let the side down however by wearing his grotty old SPORT shirt.
     
  6. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    With a gravy SPOT on the collar
     
  7. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    Smith thought his ensemble was totally POSH.
     
  8. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Till his wife dragged him around the clothes SHOPS in an attempt to bring him into the 21st century.
     
  9. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    During this trip they were passing a pub and the smell of HOPS was so strong Smith felt compelled to enter.
     
  10. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    After a few pints, he ordered a SHOT of tequila.
     
  11. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    This gave him enough confidence to approach the barmaid that he considered to be rather HOT.
     
  12. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "HOW would you like to join us in a threesome tonight?" he asked drunkenly.
     
  13. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    "How would you like me to SHOW you the door?" replied the barkeep.
     
  14. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "I expect your wife would like to WASH her hands of you, you ugly creep?" the barmaid yelled slapping his face.
     
  15. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    "I WISH you a lifetime of misery, you slime bag!" she continued
     
  16. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    "Although, I must admit, you have a certain hopeless charm about you," she said with a sultry HISS.
     
  17. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    She moved a little closer, leaving him feeling as if HIS personal space was being most definitely invaded.
     
  18. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "SIT on my knee!" she suddenly commanded.
     
  19. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    He immediately SAT, but was not feeling entirely comfortable with the situation
     
  20. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    "Can I have something to EAT please?" he asked timidly not enjoying the feel of her huge varicose vein throbbing into his bottom.
     

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