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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Phasmid, Mar 8, 2004.

  1. The draft of the recipe reminded him of the time he made a RAFT from drift wood.
     
  2. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    The concoction produced some wicked FARTS.
     
  3. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    The smell was so bad all the STAFF from the local school came running round to see what was going on.
     
  4. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    "What is that STUFF?" they all asked.
     
  5. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    "And why does it have such a FUSTY smell?"
     
  6. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    It smells just like the sickening MUSTY pong from our cellar when we found the floor littered with dead rats
     
  7. We need a GUSTY wind to clear the stench.
     
  8. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    The window is too RUSTY to open properly.
     
  9. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    I think if you STUDY it a bit, you'll get it open.
     
  10. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    I tried bashing it, but it is very STURDY
     
  11. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    The smell is worse than those fox TURDS that one of the children trod into the classroom last week
     
  12. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    It was already a very DUSTY classroom.. but this made it much worse
     
  13. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Everyone was gagging then Mr Smith, the head, noticed brown marks sticking to the DUST under the painting table[​IMG]
     
  14. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    Smith had received training in handling toxic material. He also favoured archaic speech. "We DURST not disturb the dust!" he said tersely.
     
  15. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    He began to STRUT around the classroom saying

    "We must evacuate the whole school and call in intensive cleaners."
     
  16. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    The ceilings were very high. Fortunately one of the intensive cleaners was an ex-STUNT man
     
  17. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    He began his career cleaning the upper walls of SUTTON Place.
     
  18. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    He attached one end of strong wire to the top BUTTON of his flies and the other to the light attachment and in a flying leap swiped every ancient cobweb onto a giant multicoloured feather duster.
     
  19. gooddays

    gooddays Senior commenter

    The wire was sharp as well as strong. This is why this cleaner/stunt man is now known as "NO

    BUTT Smith."
     
  20. DogsareNOTstupid

    DogsareNOTstupid New commenter

    He's becoming a little gray around the temples and when he puts on his black jeans there are whispers of "MUTTON dressed as lamb"
     

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