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Discussion in 'Teaching abroad' started by Foneypharaoh, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. Hey, my thread/post about small willies and pea-sized hearts got pulled and I didn't mention any names. What's going on?
  2. damn!!! that sounds like such a good thread too! [​IMG]
  3. sounds boring - don't like rugby
  4. the hippo

    the hippo Lead commenter Community helper

    I am not sure that the withdrawl method really constitutes safe sex.
  5. David Getling

    David Getling Lead commenter

    Well the moderator is a woman, so maybe she only wants to read about BIG willies.
  6. <h1>wa ha ha ha! [​IMG]</h1>
  7. Dr CO Jones

    Dr CO Jones New commenter

    I don't think so. Apparently the Lesser Willied Bibbler is protected species.
  8. Cheeky bustard, Robby.
  9. bustard (n): large heavy-bodied chiefly terrestrial game bird capable of powerful swift flight; classified with wading birds but frequents grassy steppes
  10. I'm sorry FP you old cant

    Cant (n): A slope or tilt. --- (v): Talk hypocritically and sanctimoniously about something.

    This is better than using numbers in swear words
  11. I know. Like 'get' and 'twot'. However, there is a poster whose spelling is at such a dire level that he will take these as the correct version, thus taking his general use of written English to the level of 'newly arrived foreigner'.
    Thankfully, 'maths' is a language though.
    665 78 6 90989 +++== x x x.
    See if the twot understands that!
  12. Ha, that reminds me of Noah's Ark
  13. Mainwaring

    Mainwaring Lead commenter

    No, this is more like Noah's Ark
    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ( . )
    (Ants walking two abreast).
  14. After the waters had receded, Noah told the animals
    to go forth and multiply.
    When the animals had departed he was left with just
    two snakes.
    "Go forth and multiply"
    "We can't," they replied, "we're adders"
    So Noah told them to go to a tree that had been
    washed up upon the shore and beat their tails in
    unison upon it's trunk. The sexy music soon got the
    snakes in the mood and they began multipying almost
    Yes, it was the birth of one of the great
    mathematical concepts...'log rythms'.

    So +++== x x x looked to me like adders turning into multipliers

  15. Very Good Roberto. [​IMG]
  16. Mainwaring

    Mainwaring Lead commenter

    There's no answer to that. What am I saying? Of course there is.
  17. bbibbler

    bbibbler New commenter

    Not me this time
  18. Mainwaring

    Mainwaring Lead commenter

    We believe everything you tell us. Well, almost.
  19. You liar, M!
    Your dictionary thread has gone, too. Very, very sad. So very sad.
    Bit disappointed your dictionary thread was pulled too...
  20. Mainwaring

    Mainwaring Lead commenter

    Sorry, I'll rephrase that: We <u>almost</u> believe everything he says. Which means that we don't actually believe <u>anything</u> he says.
    I hope that's a bit clearer.

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