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Willies

Discussion in 'Personal' started by eggnchips, May 30, 2011.

  1. well we've got nipples so why not?
     
  2. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    I've got a cr.ap dictionary then; I checked twice and it's not in it.
     
  3. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    or "frenum".
    trust me, I'm a doctor.
    i was remarking on the centrefold in the other halfs Cosmo as she thought it was unfair they did not show their willies. i said "they don't need to show their knobs, because they ARE knobs!"
     
  4. How big is average?
     
  5. Bigger than yours?

    Sorry....
     
  6. That's what I meant. Obviously.
     
  7. landaise

    landaise Occasional commenter

    Average is 14 cm.
     
  8. Is that flacid or erect?
     
  9. landaise

    landaise Occasional commenter

    Erect, and apparently it varies according to different nations: biggest average in Europe is in Italy!
    Quality is just as important as quantity, though....
     
  10. I have to say mamma mia - that sounds small to me!
     
  11. landaise

    landaise Occasional commenter

    Yes, but the Italian average was 19.6cm !
     
  12. Si Si sounds about right to me! Ha ha
     
  13. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    This is either an Italian exxageration, or the Italians showing loyalty for their Presidente, who Is a ****.
     
  14. Measured from where? There's a hell of a difference going from the part where it joins onto the groin compared with measuring from the much more liberal estimate of where **** finishes and balls start. AND you have to bend the tape measure over the more bulbous contour of the outer length.
    Can't fool me.
     
  15. I've just measured 19.5 cm on my knitting measure ( had to turn it over to metric) and that's not very big at all. ( Whichever way you measure).
     
  16. thebigonion

    thebigonion New commenter

    I have been told that length is nowhere near as important as girth. As Jenny Eclair once put it "It can be doing bl**dy cartwheels, but if it doesn't touch the sides, who cares?"
    thebig<strike>girth</strike>onion
     
  17. And you have been told right. I think gay men put more emphasis on the length than straight women do.
    If you have a very long penis, it bumps the cervix. It's not pleasant. Plus it means that the clitoris is not in contact with the mons during penetrative vaginal sex. This I know.[​IMG]
     
  18. acertainsomething

    acertainsomething Occasional commenter

    I read today that a Bangladeshi woman cut off the member of a man she claimed tried to rape her, put it in a bag and took it to the police as evidence. Well he won't be tryiing that again for a while.
     
  19. acertainsomething

    acertainsomething Occasional commenter


    and now so do I
     
  20. Ah, radical solutions. I love them.
     

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