No-one teaches proper lessons, they just "press play". The pupils are high as kites on all the sugar and chocolate they are eating in present exchanges. A significant number of staff have arranged to go on holiday a couple of days early leaving the rest of the muppets to cover for them. Someone forgot to tell the bus companies we were finishing two hours early, so we have the added pleasure of baby-sitting lots of stranded students who don't want to be at school. I ask myself : couldn't that day be put to much better use ?