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Who can tell the best boring story (borey)?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Orkrider2, Aug 10, 2019.

  1. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    I love vegetable roll.
    Dundrod is the fastest road race in the world once again. I remember Surtees, Hailwood and Agostini riding there.
     
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  2. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Not one that Maleficent and I use.
     
  3. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Fair stood the wind for France.
     
  4. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows I'm miserable now. I was looking for a job, and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now. In my life why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or die?Two lovers entwined pass me by and heaven knows I'm miserable now. I was looking for a job, and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now. In my life, oh, why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or die? What she asked of me at the end of the day Caligula would have blushed. "Oh, you've been in the house too long" she said and I naturally fled. In my life why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye? I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows I'm miserable now. "Oh, you've been in the house too long," she said and I naturally fled. In my life, oh, why do I give valuable time to people who don't care if I live or die?

    At least, I think that was the most boring story in the history of time itself as told by Morrisey.
     
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  5. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    You've made it competitive now.
     
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  6. Doglover

    Doglover Occasional commenter

    I sincerely hope not - given that it was my 80 yr old mother and my husband talking about it! :eek:
     
  7. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

  8. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    I rose at 6.45, had a dump and a coffee. Then I had a shower. The postman had nothing for me. I went to the post office and posted a "large letter" for £1.72. Then I went to Aldi.
     
  9. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    Would you like to hear about my Central Heating Service visit this morning ?

    Thought not.
     
  10. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    It wasn't like one of those dodgy videos on the interweb was it?
     
  11. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    No- British Gas Engineer.
     
  12. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    That really is boring
     

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