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Who can tell the best boring story (borey)?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Orkrider2, Aug 10, 2019.

  1. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    YES! Bloody Englishmen can't go anywhere without a litany of roads taken and roads best not taken and ALWAYS through Scotch Corner at some point.
     
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  2. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    That's sad; I would have put the price of a Teeling behind the bar for you.
     
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  3. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Let me tell you about a time nine years ago when I decided to put a new hard drive in my computer.
     
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  4. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Fairway.
     
  5. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    The black ram tupping the white ewe, or making the two-backed beast isn't as boring.
     
  6. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Mine, as father-of-the-bride, was brilliant.
     
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  7. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Aye, here, should be said as an intake of breath.
     
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  8. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    I agree entirely.
    My bloody hard drive took much longer. Weeks.
     
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  9. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    We obviously have wives fully integrated into our lives.
     
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  10. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    I always thought that weed disrupted things mush faster than alcohol.
     
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  11. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Did you not need to cut the cheese?
     
  12. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

    I’m sitting here waiting for Casualty to start, looking at my toenails. I think they need a cut but I CBA to go upstairs and get the clippers.
     
  13. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Casualty is about real medics, you need real medics to look at your toe-nails. Or a Chiropodist.
     
  14. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Mine would be barren and bereft without her.
     
  15. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Need a medical degree to cut toenails.

    Look ma I got no toes!!!!
     
  16. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Big curly yellow things with horned hairy warts gallumfrying across nairtrodden shadowy slants
     
  17. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    Well I wish you'd started this jolly thread at the start of me having shingles two weeks ago and not today when I'm well on the mend and have actually left the house and been to a proper shop. I'd have had something to do then. Instead of reading interminable threads about the weather and the power cuts and repairing the school. Sigh.
     
  18. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Ah be gone with ya!

    Tis nairy a scratch that summons the devil!
     
  19. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    That'd hush the world and turn us on a song.

    Make merry she cried but then we all died... And our souls were the currency for life!
     
  20. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    I overfilled my fajita earlier. Stuff dropped out. The dog was happier about this than me.
     
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