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Which Ladybird book would you find most useful?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by grumpydogwoman, Nov 19, 2015.

  1. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

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    I'd give @lanokia "The Wife". He might need it.

    For @Eureka! it would be "Mindfulness".

    Perhaps I should buy the full set.......
     
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  2. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    The one about a ladybird, probably.
     
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  3. Weald56

    Weald56 Established commenter

    Anyone owning up to this one?

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  4. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    Oh, the Shed definitely
     
  5. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

  6. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    Meanage a trios, now that's got to be worrying, hasn't it, especially on a boat?
     
  7. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    Janet and John have a boat.
    John has a friend called Peter.
    Janet does not drive the boat. Janet is a girl.
    Janet is making lunch for the boys.
    After lunch it is time for a nap.
     
  8. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    I drive the boat in this family. So Janet and John can go overboard. I make the lunch and drive the boat.
     
  9. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    They hadn't heard of multi-tasking in those days, or bringing the man to heel.
     
  10. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    You're not gonna get much action if you drive your own boat @felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    But on the other hand...........

    Hmmm. I'll stop there. As the actress said to......Oh, shut UP.
     
  11. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    Haven't you heard of the phrase 'paddle your own canoodle'?
     
  12. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    I can drive a boat with my bottom!
     
  13. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    Not actually innit, but just looking around the face, and not the eyes.
     
  14. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Tiller the Hun
     
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  15. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    No need, my wife came with her own handbook.

    Mostly blank, it had one simple instruction 'Agree 100% of the time and life will be good'.

    ...
     
  16. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

  17. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

  18. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

  19. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

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    You might want a copy of "The Shed" however. For a little later in your married life @lanokia ;)
     
  20. Jolly_Roger1

    Jolly_Roger1 Star commenter

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    Miscegenation for beginners
     

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