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When are you getting it up?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by BelleDuJour, Nov 23, 2019.

  1. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Well tell her to put her tea down before you get cracking!
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  2. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    Has everyone got it up at least once by now?
    emerald52 and Jamvic like this.
  3. jb007

    jb007 New commenter

    I had been getting a bit anxious as my partner has been openly admiring several erections recently, but at long last and after much anticipation we finally got it up yesterday. We even invited a small audience around to watch the erection unfold. They seemed to enjoy it almost as much as we did!
    emerald52, Jamvic, sodalime and 6 others like this.
  4. BertieBassett2

    BertieBassett2 Star commenter

    My erection is 'on hold' until the weekend now.
    emerald52, Jamvic, sodalime and 2 others like this.
  5. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    We can get it up twice in a year?

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  6. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Story of my life :rolleyes:
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  7. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    I have a disappointingly sized erection in my classroom. It is, however, eyecatchingly bejazzled.

    I will have to wait for a couple more weeks before anything substantial comes my way.
    emerald52, Jamvic, sodalime and 2 others like this.
  8. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    No erections here just yet. We're all holding our breath.
    Jamvic likes this.
  9. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

    I have a small erection in my classroom but it’s on a table out of reach so it doesn’t get tugged.
  10. Bedlam3

    Bedlam3 Star commenter

  11. Bedlam3

    Bedlam3 Star commenter

    We've been having a few problems in that department, Mr B got it up with both hands but every time he let go it flopped back down. I left him holding it and dashed to the garden centre. My goodness, they've all manner of devices in there, o don't know what half of them are for! Anyway I managed to get in and out without anyone I knew seeing me and I came home with a sort of wicker cone type thing. By the time I got back Mr Bs wrists were aching. Anyway we managed to get the end in an it seems to be staying up on its own now.
    emerald52, Jamvic, sodalime and 4 others like this.
  12. ms honey

    ms honey Occasional commenter

    Looking forward to getting it up at the weekend, will have more energy then
    Jamvic, lanokia, sodalime and 4 others like this.
  13. Sundaytrekker

    Sundaytrekker Star commenter

    Slow to get started and taking our time but we’ve got it up now and very lovely it is. Made a decision to throw away lots of accoutrements. Not really necessary at our age.:D
  14. sodalime

    sodalime Star commenter

    I put some elbow grease into things today, and after a good bit of grunting, sweating, squeezing, moaning and sighing, managed to get it up. Woo hoo!
    Knackered now, after all the exertion.
    emerald52, Jamvic, primarycat and 2 others like this.
  15. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    I've had it up for a whole week...

    The anticipation is killing me.
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  16. sodalime

    sodalime Star commenter

    What's good about getting it up early is that you get longer to drool over it ;)
  17. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Lot of drool
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  18. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Cheaper than KY jelly*

    *Other brands not from the 60s are available.
    primarycat likes this.
  19. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    Just wondering if there could be a link between those who have read the thread from @blazer (title below) and those who are currently getting it up. There does seem to be a sudden rush of erections. :eek:

    Thread title: Couldn't resist bring this to your attention!
  20. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    Well this is awkward. Having waited and waited, I've finally ordered an erection from the internet to be delivered today. Mr PC had planned to be out all day. Now his plans have changed so he's here. I suppose he may be able to assist in some way...

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