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When are you getting it up?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by BelleDuJour, Nov 23, 2019.

  1. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    We are way behind schedule and have only got it half up. Draped it all with carefully positioned pretty lights then got a bad case of erection fatigue so haven’t addressed the dangly balls issue at all yet.
     
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  2. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    We never get ours up until some of the children are around to help.
     
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  3. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Hello.... childline?

    *Hopes some people have a sense of humour*
     
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  4. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    We've not yet managed an erection but since the Santa Express advent calendar is up and running, we have attempted some foreplay with a few candles and the tartan string for the cards.
     
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  5. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I'm gagging for it, but I have to wait until Saturday.
     
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  6. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    I laughed out loud at that. Good job I wasn't at church choir practice...
     
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  7. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Me too! Mr A asked what I spat my tea at.
     
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  8. kittylion

    kittylion Senior commenter

    Mine's up but I always seem to get it lopsided. Wonky erections are really irritating.:(:(
     
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  9. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

    I had a boyfriend with one of those once.
     
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2019
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  10. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    MrA finally managed an erection last night. It wasn't without stress - he had to saw two inches off the end to get it in.
     
  11. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

    That's very funny! x
     
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  12. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Mr D managed to get it up this morning. A bit of huffing and puffing, but it had been a while since the last time.



    He put the tree up, as well.
     
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  13. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Got it up... I got it up early this morning but MrsLan wasn't home... when she got home she finished it off.
     
  14. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Fnaaaar!
    I'm now at the stage where I and my similarly-aged friends have a prize for who has the longest gap between marital beastlinesses! Errr...with the spouse, like.
    #consolationsofoldage
     
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  15. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I prefer a cup of tea, these days.
     
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  16. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    Not only did we get it up twice...................but the bird has been stuffed today as well!
    I am exhausted..................
     
  17. sodalime

    sodalime Star commenter

    I had it up twice in as many days - but unfortunately everything went floppy and slidey and just slithered away. There's such a mess on the floor now.
    Tomorrow, I need to just do it by myself. It's not like I'm asking for a lot, just one proud mofo standing tall and proud that can stand the test of time.
     
  18. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    We're getting it up on the coffee table this year in order to try and achieve a little extra height. The question is, do we erect it on the floor and then move to the table, or do we wait for the erection until the bottom is safely on the table?
     
  19. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Oh please stop! Tea everywhere!
     
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  20. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Mrslan said that too!
     

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