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When are you getting it up?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by BelleDuJour, Nov 23, 2019.

  1. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    It always amuses me how many of my friends like a robin on top, when any old star will do for me.
    Jamvic and sodalime like this.
  2. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    Do you spectate?
  3. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Lead commenter

    Not getting it up in the bay window this year. Mr Flowers will be erecting in the corner for a change. Privacy, y'know.
  4. sodalime

    sodalime Star commenter

    I'm quite partial to one of those cherubs on top - naked and chubby with rosy cheeks.
    lanokia likes this.
  5. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    As I recall, @sodalime hails from Scotland. Nobody up there opens a window between October and April. It would be the height of profligacy to waste whatever heat you have through an open window.

    This isn't a comment about Scots people by the way, it's about what the Scottish climate brings in terms of the misery it brings in the middle of winter.

    The very last machine I sold before I retired from flogging them, was the most expensive machine I ever sold. I closed the sale a few days before Christmas. It went into a factory near Gretna Green, so not that far into Scotland.

    It took ages to scrape the ice of the windscreen of the van I had the demonstration machine in and the car park of the hotel I stayed in was treacherous to get out of. Nobody in their right mind opens a window to let the cold in around Christmastime up there.
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  6. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Well I guess yes... I watch her at work.
  7. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I think I need to replace the batteries. It will last longer.
    Jamvic, lanokia, sodalime and 2 others like this.
  8. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    I read that as 'I just want a wee on the window'!
  9. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

  10. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Thing is... when I try and get it up at any other time of year MrsLan slaps it and tells me to put it away.

    But along comes Christmas and she can't wait.
  11. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    Last year we had such a big one to get up in the kitchen that I asked my friend Arnold Schwarzenegger to come over and give me a hand, but when he saw it he refused. "Why?" I asked him."Is it too big? Or is it just that you don't like Christmas at all?"
    My guess must have been correct, because before turning to leave the room he simply replied "Have to love Easter, baby".
  12. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    It's the egg nog. Or mulled wine. Embrace the moment.
  13. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    I'm going for length but reduced girth this year. I think it may fit in more easily.
  14. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre…
    So the barman gives her one.
    Meera Syal
  15. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    Our erection will go up next Sunday. I like to enjoy it for the whole of December.
  16. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

    Primarycat, I’ve always thought girth is overrated.
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  17. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Better than I get offered... MrsLan says if we can't fit it in she'll lop off the end.
  18. sodalime

    sodalime Star commenter

    Sensible, means there still room for the baubles.
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  19. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

  20. CWadd

    CWadd Star commenter

    When my toyboy gets here.

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