Well, I have had loads, to start you off, heres mine: "Smelly m*nge!" "F*ckin daughter of a b*tch!" "Manky cow!" "F*ckin loser!" "God you smell like fish, Miss!" "Ugly b*tch!" "God you got kids Miss? They must be well minging!" "Stick that pencil up yer ar*e and spin on it Miss!" I often tell them if they could be as creative in thier school work as they are colourful in their language they would be geniuses!! Don't worry, each pupil that has said that to me got disciplined by SMT!