I had three interviews before being offered my current post. The first one was fine, no real problems but there were some outstanding candidates there. They told me they liked me very much, and that I was good, just not quite good enough. But then in the second one I was told my teaching style was to condescending and patronising for a Year Four class, and in the third one I was told I was so calm I came across as being flat and dull! Charming! What other interview horrors have you had?