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What to get up to when the cat's away?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by modelmaker, Apr 15, 2012.

  1. modelmaker

    modelmaker Star commenter

    My sweetheart is off to New York tomorrow for three weeks and I've just realised I haven't planned an itinery for myself to take advantage of the break from her whilst she's away.
    What would you do? Road test your next partner? Get rid of all the things your partner loves but you hate? Wallow in self-pity?
  2. dash201

    dash201 New commenter

    Hey, when my sweetheart left me once, I got a dog, bought a new car, threw all of her stuff she had left behind, spent a few hundred at a casino and went off with anything in skirt. To be fair, she was furious when she got back from work that day.
  3. actually made me laugh out loud, spitting out my vodka at the same time much to the amusement of the OH!
  4. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    Play with the mice.
  5. I'm just like a kid. I'm having another party like last year and inviting all my friends and neighbours as my other half doesn't like any of them!
  6. what do you like to eat she doesn't?
    what do you like to watch she doesn't?
    where do you like to go she doesn't?
    who do you like to go out with she doesn't?
    which of your friends does she not like to have around?
    come on - you only have a finite space here
    and not one thing you need to be embarrassed about
  7. Andy_91

    Andy_91 New commenter

    Make an anonymous call to the security services specifying a suspected terrorist with her description flying into the UK on Flight XXX?
    Or use her PC to try to hack the Pentagon, and tip off the Yanks that they don't need the extradition as she's on her way?
    Either should stretch the finite a bit further.
  8. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    I always hoover the entire house and see the benefit of it for twice the time.

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