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What if...?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by giraffe, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    What if you put a flee collar on your cat?


    Would it run away and never come back?
     
  2. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    What if, instead of using shampoo, you used the real thing?
     
  3. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    What if your cat fell asleep in a clump of Nepeta Catari?
    Would it have a cat nip nap?
     
  4. littlemissraw

    littlemissraw Occasional commenter

    These thoughts keeping you awake? [​IMG] x
     
  5. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    What if the International Atomic Energy Authority (IAEA) changed its name to the 'International Atomic Energy Autonomous Organisation'?
     
  6. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Just a few ideas I had as I was dropping off to sleep last night. Jotted them down to share with you this morning. It was either that or keep Mr G awake with them. [​IMG]

     
  7. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter



    Did you get the one about the IAEA?
     
  8. v12

    v12

    What if your pet cat were given to you as a set of parts -during periods three and four - by your Headmaster?

    Would he say:

    "Have a break. Have a Kit Cat"
     
  9. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter


    Nope. (Mind you, I haven't had my brekka yet).
     
  10. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    [​IMG]
     
  11. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    and
    What if someone took your underpants while you were eating your sandwiches in the park?

     
  12. something about knickers, nicking (or picking) and picnic but I can't rearrange the words into a witty sentence.....
     
  13. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Yep, you got it: they'd be a picnic knicker nicker.
     
  14. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    ..the International Kinetic Energy Authority?

    Then they could sell you cheap Swedish-designed flat pack furniture.
     
  15. The European International Energy Investigation Organisation.
     
  16. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

  17. Today you look dishevelled. Does that mean yesterday you were shevelled?
     
  18. What if old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs really were retired mermaids.

     
  19. And nuns and vicars in long frocks were really concealing wheels.
     
  20. clear_air

    clear_air New commenter

    And policemen's heads really did go to the end of their helmets.
     

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