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Discussion in 'Personal' started by giraffe, Nov 30, 2011.
What if you put a flee collar on your cat?
Would it run away and never come back?
What if, instead of using shampoo, you used the real thing?
What if your cat fell asleep in a clump of Nepeta Catari?
Would it have a cat nip nap?
These thoughts keeping you awake? x
What if the International Atomic Energy Authority (IAEA) changed its name to the 'International Atomic Energy Autonomous Organisation'?
Just a few ideas I had as I was dropping off to sleep last night. Jotted them down to share with you this morning. It was either that or keep Mr G awake with them.
Did you get the one about the IAEA?
What if your pet cat were given to you as a set of parts -during periods three and four - by your Headmaster?
Would he say:
"Have a break. Have a Kit Cat"
Nope. (Mind you, I haven't had my brekka yet).
What if someone took your underpants while you were eating your sandwiches in the park?
something about knickers, nicking (or picking) and picnic but I can't rearrange the words into a witty sentence.....
Yep, you got it: they'd be a picnic knicker nicker.
..the International Kinetic Energy Authority?
Then they could sell you cheap Swedish-designed flat pack furniture.
The European International Energy Investigation Organisation.
Today you look dishevelled. Does that mean yesterday you were shevelled?
What if old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs really were retired mermaids.
And nuns and vicars in long frocks were really concealing wheels.
And policemen's heads really did go to the end of their helmets.