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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Vince_Ulam, Dec 11, 2017.
A long sword. Samurai style.
You've got a third choice. Of course, you get the Bible and the complete works of Shakespeare so there's no point choosing either of those.
My third thing - motorcycle leathers with helmet. Armour against bitey zombies.
1. Mossie repellent.
Looks like I'm going to need more than just 3 items:
I was disappointed that they didn't think to include some sort of music player; can't go through an apocalypse without a good soundtrack!
As for the bible and complete works of Shakespeare; I'll take this and the complete John Fowles (or John Irving at a pinch):
I got halfway through The Magus once but I prefer my Magi in packs of three.
That's a shame; maybe try again when you tire of children's stories?
Razor sharp edged DVDs of World War Z to throw at them [only use for the damned things.. book is WAAAAAAAAAAY better]
Hmmm... are these fast or slow zombies?
Always wanted to try my hand at archery... Bow and arrow...
Maybe some sort of anti-bite armour...
Says the grown man with a zombie survival manual posting on a thread about the zombie apocalypse. Chill dude. It's Christmasish.
I had no idea cats came in samurai.
1. AC-130 Gunship
2. Rotary Grenade Launcher
3. Swiss Army Knife
The keys and keycode for my local Halfords superstore.
Training in close body combat and weapons.
A long plastic tube for syphonning fuel?
ETA: some of you are not taking this seriously
I beg to differ, missy! I've had my zombie plan on the back-burner for years.
Well, it involves the Forth of Firth, the aforementioned yacht, and indeed the motorcycle leathers (for the whole family) which we will loot from the motorcycle shop that's on the way to my daughter's school.
Did you see what happened in Fear The Walking Dead with the yacht? Zombies can swim! Yip. I saw it for real in front of my own eyes. it was on the telly. Shocker!
This thread is a timely reminder that the next 8 eps of TWD have now aired and are ready for binge watching - rubs hands in anticipation