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What are your top three must-haves for the coming Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Vince_Ulam, Dec 11, 2017.

  1. Vince_Ulam

    Vince_Ulam Star commenter

    1. Poncho.
    2. Crossbow.
    3. Motorcycle. Coffee.
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  2. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    A yacht.
    A long sword. Samurai style.
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  3. Vince_Ulam

    Vince_Ulam Star commenter

    You've got a third choice. Of course, you get the Bible and the complete works of Shakespeare so there's no point choosing either of those.
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  4. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    My third thing - motorcycle leathers with helmet. Armour against bitey zombies.
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  5. sparkleghirl

    sparkleghirl Star commenter

    1. Mossie repellent.
    2 Toothpaste
    3 Rum
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  6. Nanook_rubs_it

    Nanook_rubs_it Star commenter

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  7. Vince_Ulam

    Vince_Ulam Star commenter

    I got halfway through The Magus once but I prefer my Magi in packs of three.
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  8. Yoda-

    Yoda- Lead commenter

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  9. Nanook_rubs_it

    Nanook_rubs_it Star commenter

    That's a shame; maybe try again when you tire of children's stories?
  10. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Razor sharp edged DVDs of World War Z to throw at them [only use for the damned things.. book is WAAAAAAAAAAY better]

    Hmmm... are these fast or slow zombies?

    Always wanted to try my hand at archery... Bow and arrow...

    Maybe some sort of anti-bite armour...
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  11. Vince_Ulam

    Vince_Ulam Star commenter

    Says the grown man with a zombie survival manual posting on a thread about the zombie apocalypse. Chill dude. It's Christmasish.
  12. Nanook_rubs_it

    Nanook_rubs_it Star commenter

    Happy Holidays!
  13. Vince_Ulam

    Vince_Ulam Star commenter

  14. elledriver

    elledriver Lead commenter

    1. AC-130 Gunship
    2. Rotary Grenade Launcher
    3. Swiss Army Knife

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  15. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    The keys and keycode for my local Halfords superstore.
    Training in close body combat and weapons.
    A long plastic tube for syphonning fuel?

    ETA: some of you are not taking this seriously :eek::p
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  16. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    I beg to differ, missy! I've had my zombie plan on the back-burner for years.
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  17. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

  18. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    Well, it involves the Forth of Firth, the aforementioned yacht, and indeed the motorcycle leathers (for the whole family) which we will loot from the motorcycle shop that's on the way to my daughter's school.
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  19. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Did you see what happened in Fear The Walking Dead with the yacht? Zombies can swim! Yip. I saw it for real in front of my own eyes. it was on the telly. Shocker!

  20. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    This thread is a timely reminder that the next 8 eps of TWD have now aired and are ready for binge watching - rubs hands in anticipation :)

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