Well...............there I was, minding my own business after an early morning lesson on my horse and baking a batch of mince pies when Mr Belle appeared and flopped it out on the patio. It was 9'6"! I was shocked. He dragged it inside and managed to get it up, amidst much huffing and puffing (some things don't change!) then admired his handiwork, saying that was the best erection he'd ever had. The rest he says, is down to me! Any ideas?