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Well, well, well...

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by gargs, Aug 2, 2016.

  1. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Well good morning to everyone...
  2. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

  3. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Anyone got an air gun I can borrow? Stupid child next door has been kicking his stupid football against the fence since stupid o'clock.
    I want to pop his football
    And tired.......
  4. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Oh no! And the blighters have a week off too. :eek:

    That was a sympathy 'like'
  5. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

  6. Lara mfl 05

    Lara mfl 05 Star commenter

    Mine too!
    Mind you the weather forecast is not so good so hopefully he'll have some relief.
  7. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Our neighbour has a new boyfriend so she goes off sometimes to spend a night at his. As a result her son invites his friends over, plays music loudly in the back garden and smokes cannabis.


    You have my sympathy.
  8. foxtail3

    foxtail3 Star commenter


    No classes today. The poor instructor is in hospital.
  9. Lara mfl 05

    Lara mfl 05 Star commenter

    Poor instructor.:(
    Obviously running exercise classes can be dangerous! :p
  10. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

  11. lilachardy

    lilachardy Star commenter

    My grass also has weeds. Violas have self seeded. Pretty!
  12. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Now that I could live with... we have daisies and buttercups right now... those I like...

    It's not even the dandelion flower I dislike... it's the plant itself... it takes over the area it is in and kills back the grass.
  13. lilachardy

    lilachardy Star commenter

    Franking machines take a long time to wake up.

  14. Lara mfl 05

    Lara mfl 05 Star commenter

    Talking of franking machines, do Customs Officials ever stamp passports these days? It was only that we could have our passports stamped at the Jungfraujoch. That's my first stamp in eight years of that particular passport.
  15. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    Half term nearly done. Just INSET tomorrow. I look forward to being professionally developed!
  16. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    One more to go... year 11 left today...

    I was of course swamped with gratitude, cards and gifts

    [no,I wasn't... :(]

    But a colleague did receive gifts and cards... :oops:o_O
  17. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    MrsLan has a new employee in her office... she's not super impressed with her so far but she's coming around.

    Today, new employee was late to work because...

    [drum roll]

    ...she drove to her old workplace.
  18. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    Lol! So easily done.
  19. lilachardy

    lilachardy Star commenter

    I went to my friend's house instead of work once.
    It was only half a mile away...
  20. dunnocks

    dunnocks Star commenter

    I've taken the wrong direction back from lunch break once, at one school, where I was new.

    it turned out my feet had taken me "home" to my grandfathers house, who had lived and died in that area 40 years before, and whom I didn't even remember.....

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