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Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs...

Discussion in 'Personal' started by helenemdee, Sep 2, 2019.

  1. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Flying the red flag, me aunty's visiting, face like tripe, all my eye and Betty Martin.
     
  2. grumbleweed

    grumbleweed Lead commenter

    Black over bills mother must be a black country expression as I've never heard it anywhere else.

    Batch( as in bread roll) is a term I've only ever heard in my home town, and my dad still uses it.

    Bostin grub.

    I'm not familiar with foot of the stairs, I've obviously never been there.
     
  3. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Kippers and curtains

    2 cars on the drive, sod all in the fridge.
     
  4. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Got the decorators in. :eek:
     
  5. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    All mouth and trousers
     
  6. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Lights are on but no-ones home

    Not the full shilling
     
  7. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    No better than she should be.
    I never understood that but know it usually resulted in being up the duff or a member of the pudding club.
     
  8. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Surely that should be 'All mouth and no trousers!'
     
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  9. mmm...Milk

    mmm...Milk New commenter

    Bit black ower Jacks Mothers (North East)
    Claggy Out, - High Humidity
    Mafted, - Uncomfortably Hot

    Smelling like a Tarts handbag (young people who have gone over board with the deodorant / aftershave)

    .
     
  10. Jamvic

    Jamvic Lead commenter

    Fur coat, no knickers. :p
     
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  11. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Smelling like a tart's boudoir is our version.

    Face like a bag of spanners

    More front than Blackpool

    A face only a mother could love
     
  12. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Wearing her bingo frock....Eyes down, look in.

    Thick as mince
     
  13. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    Brown rice and macrame knickers
     
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  14. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Face like a badger's arse.
     
  15. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    A bulldog chewing a wasp!
     
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  16. helenemdee

    helenemdee Occasional commenter

    I love this one!
     
  17. mothorchid

    mothorchid Star commenter

    My Mum says someone who is tetchy is "Grumbling in their gizzards" I've never heard it from anyone lese, but I love it.
     
  18. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    Black over Bill’s Mother’s ... we used to say this in Derbyshire.
    Also: Scratting about like a badly fowl, face like a hobbinfoot, pulling yer tripe out, so ugly they had to tie a bone round it’s neck so the dog would play with it, top coat warmer ... the pub was the ‘gin palace’ and make up was ‘puss muck’.
     
  19. Jamvic

    Jamvic Lead commenter

    ‘Built like a brick s***house’

    ‘A few sandwiches short of a picnic’
     
  20. maggie m

    maggie m Senior commenter

    "All fur coat and no knickers" my elderly female relatives were fond of that one.
    "Mad as a bag of frogs" often used by my first HoD when refering to certain interesting pupils
     
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