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Ways of dispersing crowds in the corridors

Discussion in 'Workplace dilemmas' started by hs9981, Nov 10, 2017.

  1. hs9981

    hs9981 Occasional commenter





    A bit of Justin Bieber in the corridors at lunch, and in the smoking areas?
     
  2. SEBREGIS

    SEBREGIS Occasional commenter

    That's.... truly horrible...

    Mind you, so is this...

     
  3. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    Any classical music.

    "Ugh, Miss. That's horrid. That's like..er, music for posh people. Yuk."
     
  4. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    I find releasing a Lion works quite well.
     
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  5. opalfeet

    opalfeet Occasional commenter

    I find releasing a big fart works quite well
     
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  6. secretteacher2357

    secretteacher2357 Occasional commenter

    I had a boy who used to delight in releasing vile farts in my lessons to get a reaction from his mates. Then came the day I was in charge iof the isolation room, the morning after a curry-enhanced night before. And in walked my favourite farter! Let's just say I got my revenge...
     
  7. hs9981

    hs9981 Occasional commenter

    There is no feeling like letting a SBD out behind a naughty child, then waiting for their friends to blame them (then joining in!)

    Or handing them some toilet paper and asking in a reception teachers voice, if they need the toilet....
     
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  8. JohnJCazorla

    JohnJCazorla Established commenter

    Hi @SEBREGIS

    I always thought the worst song ever was Tex Ritter - Deck of Cards, purely for the line....

    I know, I was that soldier....

    I now see that I have lead a sheltered life.

    Thanks ..... sort of
     
  9. opalfeet

    opalfeet Occasional commenter

    Haha. I know this is disgusting, but I always seemed to have wind on a Monday morning and used to end up farting with the same class every Monday morning- they always blamed each other- never occurred to them it would be their teacher. :D:oops:
     
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  10. Jolly_Roger1

    Jolly_Roger1 Star commenter

    Years ago, I taught a boy whose party piece was the 'Fly-By Fart', which involved creeping up on a seated classmate and letting him have it, full in the face. One day, Nemesis struck when this boy augmented his act by 'following through' as an encore. Unfortunately, this did not happen when he was in my class, so I was not able to witness the denouement, which, by all the accounts I heard, was hilarious. The poor lad never lived this down in the following two years he was at the school.
     
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  11. MacGuyver

    MacGuyver Occasional commenter

    Wandering around the room, farting liberally and watching them turn on each other like some methane fueled version of The Hunger Games. I like to call it crop-dusting....
     
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  12. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I'm crying with laughter here...
     
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  13. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    How about two Lions then (one at each end)
     
  14. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    ....or play a copy of Cliff's greatest hits at high volume
     

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