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Villa in Spain

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Zahra, Nov 29, 2001.

  1. *phoooo snuffle snore snore phooo snuffle snore snore*
     
  2. She'll wake up when she sees the pilots have arrived!!
     
  3. Bloody quiet here these days..............
     
  4. Cannot start this bloody ATCO either!

    Brummmmmm!

    it goes

    xx
    Billy T

     
  5. Billy, why are you trying to mow the patio and swimming pool?

    Men!!!!!
     
  6. Oh Z it is lovely sitting out here on the patio ... what happened to it? Cocktails anyone?
     
  7. Hi mixu, just need Lolita and Cassandra to pop by, then it will be like old times.
     
  8. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

    Time to fill the fountain with Cava, we are open for the holiday season.
     
  9. *checks out lastminute.com for a booking*
     
  10. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

    I got the Basque builders to give the whole place a good hosing down with their powerful hoses.

    We have 30 bedrooms so come and claim one for the summer.
     
  11. *wonders why lastminute.com are saying the place is full already .... apparently tessers looking for some fun*
     
  12. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

    It's because I reserved the rooms for the previous occupants.
     
  13. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

    Inky wants her usual room, anyone else?
     
  14. inky

    inky Lead commenter

    I'm a bit worried about our camel. He's showing classic signs of camel stress.
     
  15. inky

    inky Lead commenter

    Where are you putting that arch-moaner Al o'Vera? She expects massages and yoga 24/24 and is just soooo superior.
     
  16. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Star commenter

    IWhat a great idea to up this thread again.
     
  17. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

    I was wondering whether or not to use the huge quantity of strawberry jam I've just made for massage. Who fancies a strawberry jam massage?

    Any pilots and their fluffies around?
     
  18. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

    I'm just lying here in the pool, head right under the Cava fountain. Lovely sun, lovely Cava!!
     
  19. inky

    inky Lead commenter

    Ah, the famous strawberry jam massage.....

    I'm very good at it but all takers will have to be thoroughly frisked first. Sooty, you'd make a good frisker - we don[t want to frighten the poor guys, after all.
     
  20. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

    I wonder if anyone has made a chocolate thong this year? Maybe I should run some classes again.
     

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