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Uxbridge Dictionary

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Nare, Nov 26, 2015.

  1. Nare

    Nare New commenter

    Hi, I'm looking for help. I'm compiling an Uxbridge Dictionary of any terms related to schools, education etc. and I would appreciate any contributions here.

    For those not familiar with ISIHAC, you take a common word and give it a new/funny definition. For example;

    Logarithm: To record a piece of music
    Academy: A school for cads
    Quadrangle: Four people stealing cattle.

    Thanks.
     
  2. FairyHoneyPeaches

    FairyHoneyPeaches Occasional commenter

    This sounds such fun:)
     
  3. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Teacher: taken from the old Scots 'te ache', meaning one who aches.
    Classroom: social diversity and inclusion
     
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  4. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

  5. Jolly_Roger1

    Jolly_Roger1 Star commenter

    Archaeologist: one who makes a study of corporate academies.
     
  6. InkyP

    InkyP Star commenter

    To support (a colleague): to bully until said colleague leaves
     
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  7. marlin

    marlin Star commenter

    If we contribute ideas, will we get a share in the royalties once you've published your dictionary?
     
    lanokia likes this.
  8. Nare

    Nare New commenter

    Any royalties from my wall display in my classroom, you are welcome to! :)
     
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  9. lizziescat

    lizziescat Star commenter

    So is this for the children or your HT?
     
  10. Jolly_Roger1

    Jolly_Roger1 Star commenter

    Curriculum: The study of Indian cookery in domestic Science class.
     
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  11. Nare

    Nare New commenter

    I put up (hopefully) humourous displays. I had a Late Arrivals board which needs updating. Late Arrivals are again taken from ISIHAC. Please welcome Mr & Mrs Ucatation and their son Ed. Okay, not that funny, but my students, 80% of them are EAL, like them.
     

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