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Two pizzas or one pizza

Discussion in 'Personal' started by lanokia, Jan 7, 2019.

  1. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    One pizza can give you more Pizza!

    Stolen off twitter but I liked it...


    Proof the maths can be useful!

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  2. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

  3. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

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  4. smoothnewt

    smoothnewt Star commenter

    My male Italian friends used to go for the local "pizza a metro" - metre width pizza. .
  5. lilachardy

    lilachardy Star commenter

    It's a classic maths question.
    Which has more pizza? Which has more crusts?
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  6. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter


    Can you eat a whole giant pizza? If you share do you want the same toppings? If you get a half and half will the whole pizza be contaminated by stray anchovy/ pineapple / unacceptable topping of choice? Would you have identical appetites and share evenly?
  7. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Ah... well classic or not it got MrsLan.
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  8. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

  9. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    A little known medical fact is that if you end up in hospital with a highly contagious disease, they'll almost certainly put you on a diet of pizza. It's the only meal they can successfully slide under the isolation ward door.
  10. Photo51

    Photo51 Established commenter

    Strictly for non-mathmaticians (even casual ones).
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  11. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    Actually I quite fancy bringing a pizza joke to this thread but there seems to be an issue with the delivery...
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  12. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    I have used that as a question when teaching area of circles in Maths. Which is the best value if the price is the same. Most kids will guess the 2 x12" but when they do the maths!
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  13. captain scarlet

    captain scarlet Established commenter

    Vegetarian pizza with extra topping of HAM.
    Just look at their faces
  14. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    You say that.. but it ignores the issue of pineapple.
  15. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    Pineapple on pizza is illegal
    In the country that I will theoretically one day rule.
    (A pizza thread can only ever be destined to eventually elicit one's personal pineapple standpoint, no?)
    Aside from which, every single Hawaian pizza I have ever seen has been completely burned, probably because they don't have the expertise to use aloha oven setting.
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2019
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  16. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    Try strawberry!


    Or banana curry, quite popular in Sweden apparently.


    I feel ill now....
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  17. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    Sorry to lower the tone but I abhor the practice of adding /s/. There's a perfectly good plural. It's /pizze/.
  18. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    That is so incredibly vile that it wouldn't even get any likes if you posted it over on "What are you having for dinner tonight", that's exactly how vile it is.
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  19. Photo51

    Photo51 Established commenter

    Comapre and contrast to adding /s/ to panini, which is plural already. There is a perfeclty good singular. It is /panino/.
  20. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Comapre? Is that Italian for compare? :)
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