. I have just heard a presenter on a jewellery shopping channel state, "Charm bracelets have been synonymous for centuries." Eh? Using an autocue doesn't always help, as the presenters on the One show demonstrate. They frequently spout total gibberish. Last week, a BBC news chappie informed the country that, "Mr Bloggs has received dialysis treatment for many years up and down the country." *long pause* "Dialysis provision varies." It sounds as though poor Mr Bloggs has spent his life on the road chasing treatment. Do they never do a read-through to get the gist of the story before they show themselves up in front of the camera? Or aren't they bothered? They have mindlessly chanted through the script, so who cares if it is unintelligible? This possibly annoys me more than "compu'er". I blame schools. Pupils are obviously not taught how to read aloud any more...... I need more chocolate.