Yeah it's the Daily Mash, make that clear from the start so it isn't serious... But when satire websites take stuff more seriously that politicians and the mainstream media you have to laugh. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...to-millions-of-little-********-20151120104018 SCHOOLS are struggling to fill teaching posts because the job involves being in the same room as children. The National Union of Teachers revealed many positions are being covered by temps because of a massive increase in pupils who answer every question with ‘go and suck your mum’. An NUT spokesman said: “Instilling a thirst for learning in a young mind is a wonderful thing as long the young mind does not belong to some ghastly little ****.” The union has asked the government whether new incentives can be offered to entice people into the profession, including elite ‘super-schools’ with state-of-the-art, completely empty classrooms. English teacher Anne Thompson said: “I get through the day by the thought of locking one of them in a stationery cupboard that I’ve filled with bees.” Meanwhile, the NUT confirmed the shortage is particularly high in maths and science subjects, due to the propensity for adolescents to act the ***** when they get bored.