How to get loads of offers 1. Be sick 2. Get another job due to months of none (hey presto, the phone will never stop) 3. Go on Holiday 4. Make any arrangement to make it impossible to do any How not to get any 1. Be available 2. circulate lots of cvs to schools and market yourself fully 3. Call schools and appear keen 4. Have no arrangement planned 5. Be healthy and available This is the 100 per cent truth.