Went to the supermarket earlier - a big one beginning with 'S'. I wanted two carrots. The loose carrot tray was empty but a small bag nearby contained those of an ideal size. I only wanted two. So I discreetly ripped open the bag and took my dream carrots. As I walked away a security guard said something like, "Excuse me madam. Please don't do that again. If you ask a member of staff they can help." I apologised and walked off with slightly reddened cheeks. In the cereal aisle I dithered. Now - a box of cereal takes me weeks to get through. Decided on Cheerios and pulled out a few boxes to look for a later 'best before' date. As I was putting the others back I managed to knock a number of boxes off the shelf. The same security guard happened to be in the aisle, (must have been following me,) and said approximately the same as during 'carrotgate'. The truth is I don't like wasting food!! I paid and left the store with my cheeks aflaming!