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Discussion in 'Personal' started by Flowersinspring, Jul 14, 2020.

  1. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Lead commenter

    I bought a bar (what's the correct term?!) as a treat-the big one you always buy on the cross channel ferry. It wasn't all for me, I hasten to add! Yet again, two chunks down and the roof of my mouth feels ripped to shreds.

    Why do we do this to ourselves?

    Which chocolate hurts you? Any definition of hurt accepted.

    Another one is Crunchie. So much potential but the cruel reality is sticky teeth and self-loathing.
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  2. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    Chocolate covered peanuts. 3 billion calories per bag and the nuts get stuck in your teeth.
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  3. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Lead commenter

    No sniggering at the back.
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  4. colpee

    colpee Star commenter

    Those tooth-filling extractors in Quality St

  5. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Lead commenter

    A dangerous sweet.
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  6. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    Not chocolate though.

    Pedant alert!
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  7. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Lead commenter

    I think the toffee spends so much time with chocolates that it, like, identifies as chocolate so...
  8. burajda

    burajda Star commenter

    Dont be so accepting of chocolate appropriation.
  9. WB

    WB Lead commenter

    I always seem to fancy a Cream Egg. However, the experience nevers lives up to the reality

    Half way through the event my tongue seems to be lost in strange mix of spit and goo.
  10. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

  11. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Blackcurrant and liquorice sweets. Hard exterior. Dentists' friends.
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  12. CarrieV

    CarrieV Lead commenter

    Strawberry Bonbons
    teeth breakers!
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  13. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Lead commenter

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  14. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Lead commenter

    They are a cruel mistress.
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  15. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Not chocolate, but...

    Victory Vs.

    Guarantee your own personal safe space in the densest crowd!
  16. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Lead commenter

    They sound perfect!
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  17. Ivartheboneless

    Ivartheboneless Star commenter

    Yep and once you open the bag you have to scoff the lot.
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  18. Dragonlady30

    Dragonlady30 Star commenter

    When mum was expecting me she had a craving for Victory Vs. I love them. :D Even as a child I'd happily munch my way through plenty of them. :)
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  19. grumbleweed

    grumbleweed Star commenter

    I love the toffee penny, I never mind them being left by everyone else.
    Rather that than the strawberry cream.yuk.

    Chocolate and pain? Nope, can't imagine that, is it a thing?
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  20. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    Chocolate limes. Such a weird combination. And so disgusting.
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