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"tinkering with a generator, while handling a sausage".

Discussion in 'Personal' started by ian60, Jun 3, 2008.

  1. ian60

    ian60 New commenter

  2. tidal

    tidal New commenter

    Could have given herself quite a shock.........
  3. lapinrose

    lapinrose Star commenter

    I always take my knives when cooking at anyone else's house, does this mean I'm in danger?
  4. Shifter

    Shifter New commenter

    Bangers! 2p each in ASDA
  5. SqMandes

    SqMandes New commenter

    "When the boy's mother intervened, Singalargh pulled down his trousers and exposed his buttocks.

    He had pleaded not guilty to the charges, claiming he was not the hedgehog hurler.

    But judge Ian Thomas preferred the evidence of other witnesses who identified him by the bright orange trousers he was wearing at the time."

    So - as I understand, the bloke was charged with chucking a hedgehog at someone (bad enough), but not with indecent exposure (worse) or of wearing bright orange trousers (IMO the worst offence of the lot).

    Beggars belief!

  6. Haha :p Brilliant! My girlfriends dad was the one prosecuting
  7. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    'European hedgehogs were deliberately introduced to New Zealand and are now
    considered a pest.'

    As if that sums it up [​IMG]
  8. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Oops, just spotted the date.
    Why oh why, will petty?
  9. I have two baseball bats within handy reach of the front door....but I also have a baseball and a basebal mit. :¬))
  10. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    "tinkering with the generator while handling a sausage" sounds like the story line for a **** film, like the ones where the handy man comes round to tinker with the gnerator and gets his sausage handled by the saucy housewife...
    ... not that I have ever seen such filth you realise.
  11. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    I thought it was a washing machine?
  12. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    What has the Fonz got to do with it?
  13. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Neither have you got that one where the blokes go at each other with hedgehogs.....[​IMG]

  14. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    don't keep them by the door. Home invasions tend to knock the householder back down the hall in the first couple of seconds. Keep the bat at the far end of the hall. Don't hesitate.
  15. What, right beside the loaded 12 bore ?

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