TIM, The Invisible Man, my new name for that pointless barrel of lard purporting to be Our Glorious Leader. Is he ever going to appear at a briefing? An address? Anything? OK he's got PMQ tomorrow but would two public appearances a week be too much? I read Hancock was going to be offered up as the pawn sacrifice. Well for all the excrement he's had to deal with as His Master's Voice, I hope TIM's got something better than a red hot poker up the fundament for him as a leaving present.