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TIM, where are you?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Aquamarina1234, Jun 2, 2020.

  1. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    TIM, The Invisible Man, my new name for that pointless barrel of lard purporting to be Our Glorious Leader. Is he ever going to appear at a briefing? An address? Anything? OK he's got PMQ tomorrow but would two public appearances a week be too much?
    I read Hancock was going to be offered up as the pawn sacrifice. Well for all the excrement he's had to deal with as His Master's Voice, I hope TIM's got something better than a red hot poker up the fundament for him as a leaving present.
     
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  2. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    Wasn’t the speaking clock called TIM?
     
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  3. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    He's going to do one a week from now on.

    Let nobody ever say this man has a work ethic.
     
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  4. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Maybe he's suffering from P PMQ T?
     
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  5. Jonntyboy

    Jonntyboy Lead commenter

    Yawn. How witty.
    [This comment/section has been removed for breaching our Community Guidelines/Terms and conditions]
     
  6. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    His capacity to just disappear is astonishing.

    Was he in parliament today ?
     
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  7. Rott Weiler

    Rott Weiler Star commenter Forum guide

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  8. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    80 years! I didn’t realise that it was even still a thing. It’s a very reliable public service then, unlike @Aquamarina1234 ’s TIM :D.
     
  9. gainly

    gainly Star commenter

    When he does make the very occasional appearance he is so unprepared that he just causes confusion. It's probably better if he remains invisible.
     
  10. physicsfanboy

    physicsfanboy Occasional commenter

    Yawn. How witty. Yet another pro-government trolling thread.

    Shouldn't you be online elsewhere encouraging racism and low tax for the rich?
     
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  11. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Star commenter

    I believe it's against the T&Cs to accuse a fellow poster of trolling.

    And the last part of your post is highly unpleasant.
     
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  12. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Star commenter

    He might be madly swotting up for PMQs tomorrow. He'll still manage to look foolish. No wonder Rees - Mogg is trying to get the baying mob back.
     
  13. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    But tomorrow at least some of the baying mob will be back.
     
  14. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    That’s probably it.

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  15. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    You're not big. And you're not clever. You're very unpleasant.
     
  16. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    And this isn't directed at anyone, it's just thinking aloud - I'm sure there are staunch conservatives out there asking exactly the same question (if not in the same robust style) about Boris' whereabouts. If Nicola Sturgeon disappeared from view at a time like this, I'd be asking questions, and I'm pro-indy/mainly pro Scottish government.
    When did the question "why?" (or in Aqua's case, "where") become such a threat?
     
  17. Kandahar

    Kandahar Star commenter

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  18. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Star commenter

    And Dial a Disc.
     
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  19. modelmaker

    modelmaker Senior commenter

    Two of the Commons mousers photographed when Johnson last showed his face there.

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Rott Weiler

    Rott Weiler Star commenter Forum guide

    You could - I'd forgotten that.

    And wasn't there also a 'Top 40' record of the day or something like that you could listen to?

    EDIT just saw @ilovesooty got there first
     
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