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Things You Would Never Hear A Supply Teacher Say

Discussion in 'Supply teaching' started by Gold1996, Nov 17, 2010.

  1. I love the Supply Top 20 thread - how about a thread a la Mock the Week (or Whose line Is It Anyway for those old enough to remember!)

    "O.k. - no -one is going out to break until whoever has taken the sawn off shot gun out of my briefcase owns up"
     
  2. I love the Supply Top 20 thread - how about a thread a la Mock the Week (or Whose line Is It Anyway for those old enough to remember!)

    "O.k. - no -one is going out to break until whoever has taken the sawn off shot gun out of my briefcase owns up"
     
  3. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    "Thanks for setting them the 'design a poster' lesson - it's one of my all time favourites."
     
  4. tangerinecat

    tangerinecat New commenter

    "No, I'm busy today, thanks."
     
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  5. Chardonnay, Dwaine and Shane... they're my favourite names, you know!
     
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  6. " OK, you can sit under the tables, seeing as your usual teacher lets you."
     
  7. "No, I'm not a proper teacher."
     
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  8. 'Where would we be without cover supervisors?'
     
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  9. "Where should I *** off to?"
     
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  10. polly2

    polly2 New commenter

    I love the early morning telephone call!
     
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  11. supplybychoice

    supplybychoice New commenter

    "I don't mind staying behind after school"

    "yes of course I'll do the parents evening"

    "I am definitely here until Christmas"

    "this is the best school ive ever worked in"

    "yes please stay, the more TAs the merrier"
     
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  12. 'Good morning children, my name is Mrs X - what's that? Yes, I am married to Mr X, your Geography Teacher'
    Cx
     
  13. I love my agency!!!!
     
  14. 'It's so nice to feel valued by a school'
     
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  15. 'I think you are paying me too much'
    Cx
     
  16. Of course i'll go outside , I love freezing to death and standing out in the rain,wind, snow,blizzard,hurricane.!!!
     
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  17. 'What can I buy my agency for Christmas?'
    Cx
     
  18. Or, "Good morning children my name is Mr X-what's that? No, I am not in a civil partnership with Mr X, your geography teacher.
     
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  19. tangerinecat

    tangerinecat New commenter

    "Of course I'm happy to do duty, even though I know it's not normally this teacher's turn."

     
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  20. !Of course I'm happy to do duty. It's my 5th duty this week."
     
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