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Thi new pet thredd

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.

  1. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Aye - but she will!
     
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  2. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    It looks werse than one of they lampshaydes what the vets yewse.

    best-cat-cone.jpg
     
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  3. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Bit mutch bevvydug. A feeyul yer payn.

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  4. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    How are all thi pets copin durin thi lockdown? My mam only hus tae go tae school one day a week an even then she complaynes and she's givin up any pretence of doing werk. Her laptop is aye switched on but she's usin it tae play games. I heard her tell me da that summat called a plummer is coming tomorra tae replayce thi boyler. It hud better be a quiet job cos I don't want me snoozing routine hinterrupted,
     
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  5. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Nowt mutch chanjd ere. Mi mum still wants t'kill mi da'.
    We'v bin brussht within an intch ov ower lives becuss mi mum ses its warrm an' us cowts need thinnin.

    Ah thinkk she wonts t'let t'burrrds havv it fer thurr nests.


    Hmmmm .... burrrds .....


    Ah'm jut off owt .... See yes
     
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  6. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    I've bin brusshit a lot as well. Thi gud thing about thi lockdoon is that the V E T won't do me jabs.
     
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  7. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    That's gudd No payn in't bum(or t'nekk) fer a wile then. Reeeesult!
     
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  8. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    S'all rite fer youse lot. Ah had ter ave mi jabs just befour all this lockdown startid! Still, at leest we're still aving a decent walk evryday.
     
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  9. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Aye, Boris has said even dugs can huv a bit of freedom.
     
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  10. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Me mam was laffin at this but I can't unnerstand why.
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  11. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Wurr dja get tha' pictuwer of mi, eh?
    Ah am not fat juss fluffy. Ah c'n gut thru t'gap int' fennse t' pruve it
     
  12. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Mi mum's laffin liyk a reet iddyut.

    Ah'm plottin mi revenj ...
     
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  13. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Will yer be widdlin in ony slippers?
     
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  14. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

  15. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Me mam was freekin out earlier because her hair is goin strange in thi lockdoon. She keeps sayin she needs it cuttin so me dad offered to use thi clippers on it and she wernt happy. She said she doesn't mind thi grey bits, but she doesn't want to end up with a mullet. I've heard that thi mullet is tasty like choona so I hope thi hairdresser stays shut fer a long time.
     
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  16. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

  17. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

  18. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Ahm bak an jumpin wiv xsitement.

    Av ya missd me?
     
    Last edited: May 30, 2020
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  19. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    'Ow r U awl?
    Ma stoooooooooopid mam manidged t'get her act tergether an post photies agin.
     
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  20. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    [​IMG]
    ahv bin 'elping wiv t'shoppin'
     
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