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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.
Aye - but she will!
It looks werse than one of they lampshaydes what the vets yewse.
Bit mutch bevvydug. A feeyul yer payn.
How are all thi pets copin durin thi lockdown? My mam only hus tae go tae school one day a week an even then she complaynes and she's givin up any pretence of doing werk. Her laptop is aye switched on but she's usin it tae play games. I heard her tell me da that summat called a plummer is coming tomorra tae replayce thi boyler. It hud better be a quiet job cos I don't want me snoozing routine hinterrupted,
Nowt mutch chanjd ere. Mi mum still wants t'kill mi da'.
We'v bin brussht within an intch ov ower lives becuss mi mum ses its warrm an' us cowts need thinnin.
Ah thinkk she wonts t'let t'burrrds havv it fer thurr nests.
Hmmmm .... burrrds .....
Ah'm jut off owt .... See yes
I've bin brusshit a lot as well. Thi gud thing about thi lockdoon is that the V E T won't do me jabs.
That's gudd No payn in't bum(or t'nekk) fer a wile then. Reeeesult!
S'all rite fer youse lot. Ah had ter ave mi jabs just befour all this lockdown startid! Still, at leest we're still aving a decent walk evryday.
Aye, Boris has said even dugs can huv a bit of freedom.
Me mam was laffin at this but I can't unnerstand why.
Wurr dja get tha' pictuwer of mi, eh?
Ah am not fat juss fluffy. Ah c'n gut thru t'gap int' fennse t' pruve it
Mi mum's laffin liyk a reet iddyut.
Ah'm plottin mi revenj ...
Will yer be widdlin in ony slippers?
Me mam was freekin out earlier because her hair is goin strange in thi lockdoon. She keeps sayin she needs it cuttin so me dad offered to use thi clippers on it and she wernt happy. She said she doesn't mind thi grey bits, but she doesn't want to end up with a mullet. I've heard that thi mullet is tasty like choona so I hope thi hairdresser stays shut fer a long time.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Ahm bak an jumpin wiv xsitement.
Av ya missd me?
'Ow r U awl?
Ma stoooooooooopid mam manidged t'get her act tergether an post photies agin.
ahv bin 'elping wiv t'shoppin'