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Thi new pet thredd

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.

  1. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Mum's is allus gettin kross, it's thurr deefalt.
     
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  2. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Mi mam's defawlt hemoshunal settin is rage
     
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  3. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Aye thats mams for yer. Me da only firgot to put thi bins out and me mam turnit purple in thi face.
     
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  4. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Me an mi da yoused ter ave a grate lyfe... snoozin on thi sofa in t'afternoon, playin on't kompewter.... but mi mam's retyred an ower lyves 'aven't alf changed.
     
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  5. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Bluddy mams. My mam can't retyre yet but its harf term next week so me life won't be werth livin.
     
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  6. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Y'av mi simpathis. Mi mum's reetyred. Ah can't get on t'churr cus 'er bum's allus on it.
     
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  7. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Oh goad. Not a good day. Me mam is in wun of her moods becuz thi Harf Term is nearly finishit and me dad is lyin full length on thi settee waitin for thi rugby to start. Plus one of thi fence panels in oor gardin has come doon in thi wind and next door's wee dug keeps comin through thi gap. Me mam likes thi dug but it keeps yappitin and its gettin on her nerves. I'm aff to find a kwiet place fer a nap. I might try unner thi bed.
     
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  8. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Gudd idee. Yippiti-yappiti dugs is plane 'noyin. Ar leest ye get rid o yer mum nekst week. Miyn is eer all t'time.
     
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  9. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Puir yew. I dunno why yoominz huv tae retyre. Lazy boggers.
     
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  10. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Weer is evrybodee?
    Mi da must be feelin puirly... e dusent want is dinna. Ah'll ave it!
     
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  11. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Ooh what did yer ave Bevdug? Me mam openit a wee tin of choona for a samwitch today and I perswayded the auld bag tae give me sum.
     
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  12. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Ayyyy choona. Wun can onny dreem .....
    Mi owd bag ne'er gies us sum.

    OW! whut fer did Ah git a wakk?
     
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  13. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    E woz surposed ter ave smokit sammin chowdah but e dident feel lyke it - so ah gorra bit of sammin!
     
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  14. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Sammin is a real treat in this hoose but it allus comes in a tin. Me mam is funny and only likes thi fish whats kept in thi tins or sold in the fishychippy shop. Wot a loonatik.
     
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  15. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Aye. Mi mum ses shi 'as summ reel sammun fer us. Now iffen onny shi'd gerr off er bakksyde ...
     
  16. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    I hope yer mam shiftit her airse tae get yer thi sammin. My mam came hame from werk thi day, complaynin tha she wuzzent feelin well and said she had a bad chest payne. Me dad was on thi verge of phonin for a hambulance when the styoopit wummin realysed that her bra was tae tight. For goads sake!
     
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  17. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    It worr orribbul. Non o'us liyket it. Silly wumman ad pepper onnit
     
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  18. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    What is it with thi yoomanz puttin pepper an salt an other sprinkly things on thi fud?
     
  19. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Ah kno. Same wi' t'vegetubbuls. Ah kno t'ginnys liyk t'veggis but weer meat eyters. :rolleyes:
     
  20. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Mi mam an da ave ad a big partee in a mark....marky..... a big tent in t'gardin. Wot they dunt no is that me an mi nefyoo ave peed in the bakk corna.
     
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