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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.
Bi currfu shi mite sell ye an'a'
Oh goad. She'd probly trade me in fer a Jack Russull.
Trikky boggers them. shi'd av er wurrrk cut owt an we kno mums is t' lazy.
T'rufftuff tabbitom wot 'ung rownd us 'as gon t'a neyuw 'ome. Cept ee wer bakk yesturdy an mi mum sedd hignorr im an Ah sedd wi'd dunn tha' fer munths an munths an shi wer t'won as fedd 'im.
Why do mams feed thi neyburrs cats and hignore our cries of starvayshun? We huvvent got a tabby round our way but thi nayborhood bully is a big black and white bogger called Charlie so when I sees him in thi next garden I make meself scarce.
Is there room for a friendly reindeer?
A'm shuwer thurr is. Allo.
D' y' av choona?
Are yer wun of Santy's rayndeers? Santy's allus got choona.
Mi nefyoo an is mam an da are all livin ere at t'momint, Happaruntlee, thi noo howse needs lots o wurk an the bilders are still theer. Mi lyfe isn't wurth livin at thi momint.... a preverty nefyoo, mi mam const... cost.... allus payntin walls an mi da idin in is hoffice. Ah think ah'll joyn im up on t'top floor.
Mi mum suffrin wi' a cowd an Ah thinkk Buggerooo as got it an'a cus ee keyps sneeezin. Cudd bi t'dust Ah spose. Th'owd wumman ne'r dust n'r owt.
*OW! Whut were tha fer? Ah'm scarrperin See ye laturr ....
Is that enough?
I'm popping back to the North Pole now-there's lots of work to be done. See you all next Christmas.
Aw thunks Roldolf. Yer a troo pal.
Hus oanywun ventchered oot in thi wind an rayne? Me mam sez I shud stay in becuz I'm such a delicate wee scrap that a puff o wind could blaw me away.
Mi mum threwed mi owt in it. Ah were well hunhimpressid.
Ah'll git mi yown bakk.
Are yer gunna do a widdle in her slippers?
Ah got showted at fer standin in't door - it were raynin grate lumps ov hice. Ah no ah were desprite but t'wether were ded orribul an ah wozzent shure that ah reely wonted ter go owt.
Puir dug. Do yer sumtymes ware a coat, Bevdug?
Nah, mi nefyoo does tho - is mam's got im a 2 layer un - there's posh.
Ah'm crossin mi legs till mi mum puts summ washin on t' floor
That's a gud idea.
summats gone rong wiv ma mams komputa. It wont post piccytures. Shez getting kross.