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Thi new pet thredd

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.

  1. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Bi currfu shi mite sell ye an'a'
     
  2. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Oh goad. She'd probly trade me in fer a Jack Russull.
     
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  3. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Trikky boggers them. shi'd av er wurrrk cut owt an we kno mums is t' lazy.
    T'rufftuff tabbitom wot 'ung rownd us 'as gon t'a neyuw 'ome. Cept ee wer bakk yesturdy an mi mum sedd hignorr im an Ah sedd wi'd dunn tha' fer munths an munths an shi wer t'won as fedd 'im.
     
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  4. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Why do mams feed thi neyburrs cats and hignore our cries of starvayshun? We huvvent got a tabby round our way but thi nayborhood bully is a big black and white bogger called Charlie so when I sees him in thi next garden I make meself scarce.
     
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  5. NaughtyRudolph

    NaughtyRudolph New commenter

    Is there room for a friendly reindeer?
     
  6. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    A'm shuwer thurr is. Allo.
    D' y' av choona?
     
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  7. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Are yer wun of Santy's rayndeers? Santy's allus got choona.
     
  8. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Mi nefyoo an is mam an da are all livin ere at t'momint, Happaruntlee, thi noo howse needs lots o wurk an the bilders are still theer. Mi lyfe isn't wurth livin at thi momint.... a preverty nefyoo, mi mam const... cost.... allus payntin walls an mi da idin in is hoffice. Ah think ah'll joyn im up on t'top floor.
     
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  9. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Gudd ideya.
    Mi mum suffrin wi' a cowd an Ah thinkk Buggerooo as got it an'a cus ee keyps sneeezin. Cudd bi t'dust Ah spose. Th'owd wumman ne'r dust n'r owt.


    *OW! Whut were tha fer? Ah'm scarrperin See ye laturr ....
     
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  10. NaughtyRudolph

    NaughtyRudolph New commenter

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    Is that enough?
    I'm popping back to the North Pole now-there's lots of work to be done. See you all next Christmas.
     
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  11. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Aw thunks Roldolf. Yer a troo pal.
     
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  12. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Hus oanywun ventchered oot in thi wind an rayne? Me mam sez I shud stay in becuz I'm such a delicate wee scrap that a puff o wind could blaw me away.
     
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  13. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Snortle!!!

    Mi mum threwed mi owt in it.
    Ah were well hunhimpressid.

    Ah'll git mi yown bakk.
     
  14. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Are yer gunna do a widdle in her slippers?
     
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  15. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Ah got showted at fer standin in't door - it were raynin grate lumps ov hice. Ah no ah were desprite but t'wether were ded orribul an ah wozzent shure that ah reely wonted ter go owt.
     
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  16. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Puir dug. Do yer sumtymes ware a coat, Bevdug?
     
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  17. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Nah, mi nefyoo does tho - is mam's got im a 2 layer un - there's posh.
     
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  18. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Ah'm crossin mi legs till mi mum puts summ washin on t' floor
     
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  19. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    :D:D:D
    That's a gud idea.
     
  20. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    summats gone rong wiv ma mams komputa. It wont post piccytures. Shez getting kross.
     
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