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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.
I got nuffin.
Ah fergot ter menshun that mi nefyoo lives ere all t'time at the momint cos is mam and da's howse is aving lots of werk dun - is mam an da live ere too!
Ah no its not t'same, but...
Ooh ta. Yer a pal.
Nuffin! Ah'd complane if ah were yoo!
I'd huv called thi croolties, but they're closed over Chrissymus.
Mum's ur awfu' thoatliss. Wurr juss thurr t lukk pritty an cuddle. Well Ah sey cuddle - 10 secs tops.
Rite, ah'm not standin fer this no longa. Mi nefyoo as pinched ma bowne an is sittin on it while e eets is own!
Sort im out, Bevdug. What a cheeky bogger. Shove im aff yer bowne and give im a wallop.
Biyt 'is tayl.
Or giv im a hexploding bowne.
Yer looks a bit freeky, Sparkly, but I happreciate thi message.
Me mam's up early thi day. She's hexcited because she's aff tae visit her frund who's got a nyoo puppy dug. She'd better not get any daft ideas.
Wot sort? If'n it's wonn yer can get yer teef in ter ....
Oh goad. Me mam is back, talkin about the 'kewt little dug' an its 'floppy silky ears an big saft paws'. She wus showin me dad photies of thi bogger an he was sayin 'awwww' with a styoopit look on his daft face. Meanwyle, me fud bowle is hempty and I'm dying of starvayshun while the pair of em are lookin at thi photies. Me mam said it wus a golden retreeva. I'm sharpenin me cloochies in case we get wun.
G' fer it.
Whaur the ell is everywun? Me mams bin bizzy sellin a lot of rubbish on thi ebay and keeps tekkin photigraphs of all thi junk wots clutterin up thi house. She'd better not flog me scratchin post.
Mi mam's bin payntin everywhur, nothin an nowon is sayfe. If mi da stays still, ah rekkon she'll paynt im an all!
Has yer nefyoo gone hame now, or is he still livin wiv you and gettin up ter mischeef?