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Thi new pet thredd

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.

  1. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    I got nuffin.
     
  2. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Ah fergot ter menshun that mi nefyoo lives ere all t'time at the momint cos is mam and da's howse is aving lots of werk dun - is mam an da live ere too!
     
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  3. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Awwwwwww.
    Ah no its not t'same, but...
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Ooh ta. Yer a pal.
     
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  5. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Nuffin! Ah'd complane if ah were yoo!
     
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  6. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    I'd huv called thi croolties, but they're closed over Chrissymus.
     
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  7. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Mum's ur awfu' thoatliss. Wurr juss thurr t lukk pritty an cuddle. Well Ah sey cuddle - 10 secs tops.
     
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  8. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Rite, ah'm not standin fer this no longa. Mi nefyoo as pinched ma bowne an is sittin on it while e eets is own!
     
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  9. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Sort im out, Bevdug. What a cheeky bogger. Shove im aff yer bowne and give im a wallop.
     
  10. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Biyt 'is tayl.
     
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  11. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Or giv im a hexploding bowne.
     
  12. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

  13. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Yer looks a bit freeky, Sparkly, but I happreciate thi message.
     
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  14. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Me mam's up early thi day. She's hexcited because she's aff tae visit her frund who's got a nyoo puppy dug. She'd better not get any daft ideas.
     
  15. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Wot sort? If'n it's wonn yer can get yer teef in ter ....
     
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  16. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Oh goad. Me mam is back, talkin about the 'kewt little dug' an its 'floppy silky ears an big saft paws'. She wus showin me dad photies of thi bogger an he was sayin 'awwww' with a styoopit look on his daft face. Meanwyle, me fud bowle is hempty and I'm dying of starvayshun while the pair of em are lookin at thi photies. Me mam said it wus a golden retreeva. I'm sharpenin me cloochies in case we get wun.
     
  17. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    G' fer it.

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Whaur the ell is everywun? Me mams bin bizzy sellin a lot of rubbish on thi ebay and keeps tekkin photigraphs of all thi junk wots clutterin up thi house. She'd better not flog me scratchin post.
     
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  19. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Mi mam's bin payntin everywhur, nothin an nowon is sayfe. If mi da stays still, ah rekkon she'll paynt im an all!
     
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  20. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Has yer nefyoo gone hame now, or is he still livin wiv you and gettin up ter mischeef?
     
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