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Thi new pet thredd

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.

  1. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Thi wee skwirrel is kewt. I've just had sum chikkin so I've got a belly like thi bear.
     
  2. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Soes ma mam. Shez bin at thi minse pyes.
     
  3. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Yer a' awfu'. Mum's is usefu' summ o' time.
    Like wen they need t' get us fuud owt o' t' car boot. EH MUM?

    Wurr waiytin.
     
  4. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    My mam's opened a big box of mincey pyes, and she's got a big can of thi skwerty cream an all. She came back from thi school Chrissymas Fair and she was knackered after selling raffle tikkits all evenin so she was havin thi pyes as a reward.
     
  5. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Ahve lost kount ov ma advent calyder.Wot kums hafter 5???
    Ahm famous! Ahve bin hinterviewed.

     
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  6. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Get yu. Thurr'l be no 'at big nuff fer yer 'ead.
     
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  7. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Except a Chrissymus hat of course.

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  8. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Hullo Pets. Me mam has bin nakkerd an droopi, an hasunt ternd thi lappi on fer ajis. Ah canna get me cloochies ter werk on thi i pad.

    Ah've had thi Dreemeez thi day, an thi choona from a powch. well, too choonas reelly. Me tummi is stikkin oot. It's raynin liyk mad owtsiyd me catflapp.
     
  9. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Buggeroo is a reet stoopit cat, he gus owtsiyd a' tyme even wen it's chukkin down. Probly cus 'e's male.
     
  10. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Yer lucky bogger. I huvvent had a Dreamie for ayges but when me mam's back wus turned this mornin I nibbled a choona samwitch before she wrapped it in foil.
     
  11. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

  12. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    whoooooze bin norty then.....
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  13. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    S'not me. Ah'm not a common tabby.
     
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  14. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    'Ooz this then? An' don't pretend it's Welshie or Buggeroo.

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  15. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    I luffs climin thi Chrissymus tree.

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  16. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Mite bi me Ah cuddent possibli sey. At leest Ah'm not showin mi nethers liyk a ruff tabbi.
     
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  17. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    aahm off ter voyte
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    freee carrits fer awl!
    T'Greens partee gets ma voyte.
     
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  18. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Aye. What is it with thi tabbies? Me mam hud a big fluffity tabby afore I came along an she's got a photie of thi bogger up on thi wall. She never takes a luffly photie of me. She only takes pictchers of me when I'm lickin meself or fallin off thi fence or with me head stuck in a box.
     
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  19. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Anserr - Du summat luffly an then shi'll av t'tekk photis ov ye.
     
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  20. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Well, I wuz sittin by thi Chrissymus tree, just sniffin a decorayshun and me mam took a photie. I'm gonna climb thi tree layter, when she's gone to bed.

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