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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.
Thi wee skwirrel is kewt. I've just had sum chikkin so I've got a belly like thi bear.
Soes ma mam. Shez bin at thi minse pyes.
Yer a' awfu'. Mum's is usefu' summ o' time.
Like wen they need t' get us fuud owt o' t' car boot. EH MUM?
My mam's opened a big box of mincey pyes, and she's got a big can of thi skwerty cream an all. She came back from thi school Chrissymas Fair and she was knackered after selling raffle tikkits all evenin so she was havin thi pyes as a reward.
Ahve lost kount ov ma advent calyder.Wot kums hafter 5???
Ahm famous! Ahve bin hinterviewed.
Get yu. Thurr'l be no 'at big nuff fer yer 'ead.
Except a Chrissymus hat of course.
Hullo Pets. Me mam has bin nakkerd an droopi, an hasunt ternd thi lappi on fer ajis. Ah canna get me cloochies ter werk on thi i pad.
Ah've had thi Dreemeez thi day, an thi choona from a powch. well, too choonas reelly. Me tummi is stikkin oot. It's raynin liyk mad owtsiyd me catflapp.
Buggeroo is a reet stoopit cat, he gus owtsiyd a' tyme even wen it's chukkin down. Probly cus 'e's male.
Yer lucky bogger. I huvvent had a Dreamie for ayges but when me mam's back wus turned this mornin I nibbled a choona samwitch before she wrapped it in foil.
Heh heh heh.
whoooooze bin norty then.....
S'not me. Ah'm not a common tabby.
'Ooz this then? An' don't pretend it's Welshie or Buggeroo.
I luffs climin thi Chrissymus tree.
Mite bi me Ah cuddent possibli sey. At leest Ah'm not showin mi nethers liyk a ruff tabbi.
aahm off ter voyte
freee carrits fer awl!
T'Greens partee gets ma voyte.
Aye. What is it with thi tabbies? Me mam hud a big fluffity tabby afore I came along an she's got a photie of thi bogger up on thi wall. She never takes a luffly photie of me. She only takes pictchers of me when I'm lickin meself or fallin off thi fence or with me head stuck in a box.
Anserr - Du summat luffly an then shi'll av t'tekk photis ov ye.
Well, I wuz sittin by thi Chrissymus tree, just sniffin a decorayshun and me mam took a photie. I'm gonna climb thi tree layter, when she's gone to bed.