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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.
Ahm bak! 'Av ya misst me? ahv bin hidin'
Ave t'bangs an t'whizzies an t'whosssshies stoppt?
Ar thur oany carrits in t'fridge?
Good ter see yer , Sparkly. Elp yerself.
Huv ah dyed an gun t'hevin???
S'alright. Me dad hus gone bonkers and turned into one of they vegans. Me mams not happy cos he chuckit her Dairylea triangles away.
Mi mum's juss gon inter fits o laffin. Shi'll wet erslf if shi's not currfu'
Let uz rimemba.
Ah've just nippt onta the komputer at the dug jayle. Mi mam an da are visitin mi yunga yooman brovver in Awstralya so ah've had ter resort ter underhand behayvyer
Gud tae hear frum yer, Bevdug! I hope yer mam and dad don't come hame with a kwollybear.
Nah, theyuv got disseesses Ah 'ear. Mine yew a kangyrew mite be usefu' fer 'idin' yer bones in.
Not if thi wee kangyrew in thi pocket pinches it.
Mebbe Bevdug's mam is wun of they selebriteez whats gone into thi jungle tae eat thi bugs on telly.
OOoo Ah dunt do eatin' unmenshunabul bits.
Aye but I bets yer lickkem.
AH beg yer parrdon?
Well, my mam tells me off fer lickin me unmenshunabuls while she's tryin tae eat her dinner or watch thi telly.
Smog is allus at it, an mi mum gets reet mad at 'er .
Ay'm morr reefiyned an doow it in privutt.
I canna be bothered. I like to put me mam aff her turkey twizzlas.