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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.
Ere yer go. Knock yer self oot.
That's a big bogger.
Nah..me mam sez thuz iz a bigun.
ah've got tumie ake. Ah need a lye downe
Serrvs ye reet.
Aye. I'm not surprisit if yer've been eatin thi mahoosive carrit.
Ah'm on mi mum's nees, pinnin 'er down. Shi sedd shi wontid t' gow an git dresst, but Ah sedd shi cuddn't cuss shi's dedd cumfi an warrm an it's cowd owtsiyd.
Shi sedd her bumm wus gowin numm, so Ah towd 'er it shuddnt bi so fat.
What is it with mams and fat bums? Thank Gord we cats are more streemlyned.
Thas a pritty syzable harse if yer arsk me!
Ah'm bakk from the dug jayle. Mi mam an da ave bin away at mi yooman sista's outlaws - an they tukk mi wee nefyoo wiv em! Happaruntlee her husband's muvver is a fan o frenchies. Yoomans is propa diffikult ter unnerstand.
Troo. Yoomans is stoopit.
They shudda lockt up yer wee nefyoo an all. I hope yer gived em thi cold sholda when they came back to get yer out of thi jayle.
Cad sholdas is guid, but a widdull in thi slippa is even betterr.
Snh snh snh.
warmerun eearsun gnowt
This sun is out the day and me mam keesp tellin me to go oot and enjoy thi sunshine but I think I'm gonna stay in a snoozie a bit longer.
Ye lukk cumfi. An Ah'm dowin t'saym
Mams is orrible. I went out into thi gardin like me mam told me an I was playin with a moosie. Me mam came out and the moosie ran off and now I've been brought in and thi cat flap hus been lockt. Am not happy.
thi mowsie iz huppie.
Ahv hud a snooozie haftanoone