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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.
It's a pity me mam can't pop her spare tyre. She luks like thi michelin man when she sits down.
It erts wenn that happuns.
Ah've bin ter the V E T terday an 'ad mi hinjekshuns an that 'orribul sqwirt up mi nose fer kennel coff. Ah've lost 3 kilos tho...wotevah they are.
Ah thunk ah fownd yer keelos......
Are yer lukkin a bit porky?
Nah, ahm bildin up me strenth an insyoolayshun agin thi cad wether.
With that much paddin, yer luk like yer moovin tae thi North Pole.
gassi rbish fudhere nall
Ave you bin on thi whiskey agen?
fawt sed fishkey.
Readins bit paw.
Hope ya ar OK Bevdug.
Welkom t'pet threed Bevmugg. Wot sort ov pet ar ya?
As t'be summat ecxsotikk wi' langwiddj liyk tha'.
Mi mum an da' arr away fer t'weekend. Mi uther yuman is cummin t' feyd us.
Oh ma goad, oh ma goad a PARTY!! I hope theres sossidges on stix.
Am getting in thi mood for sum party acshun.