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Thi new pet thredd

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.

  1. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Mebbes her mam canna cook!
     
  2. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Ah doan't get home mayd treets. Ah doan't think mi mum can cukk eetha.
     
  3. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    If yer can't mycrowayve it, me mam won't cook it.
     
  4. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Ah gave ma mam thiz fer Chrissymus-ah huvn't had oanything yet.....
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  5. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Mi mum juss spilltid Buggeroo's drycrapfud a' ower t'flore.
    Ah sed, "Mum, We doan liyk tha fuud."
    An she sed "But it worr 20 ponuds!"
     
  6. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

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    Me an ma sis are wayting!!!!!!
     
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  7. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Tha's reet puwer of 'er.
     
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  8. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    sweeeep it up an put it in t'bin
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  9. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    me mamz a layzee bogger
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  10. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    If ya wunt a jobby doing, do it yaself!
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  11. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Mi mum sweeped it up an put it in t'straycat's bowl. Bet ee dunt eyt it eethurr.
     
  12. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Yer mam sownds a reet ruff un. She'd get on wel wi mi mam. Iffen bredd fals on thi florr an she givvs it to thi burdies. It cud poyzen thi puir boggers coz she's a straynjerr ter thi mop.
     
  13. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

  14. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Yup, wor mams arr reelayted.
     
  15. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Ah thinks mi mam is a cussin o all the ovver mams. Mynd ewe, mi da's surposed ter be retyred so e's in charge o the cleenin. Nuffin evva gets cleened.
     
  16. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Yer da's a lazee bogger. Troo.
     
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  17. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Troo.
     
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  18. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    My da does nuffin. He just lies on thi settee watchin thi rugby, droppin crums everywaur.
     
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  19. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Mi dad's wotchin t'ruggby now.

    Ee's orizzontul an 'as 'is eyen shut.
     
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  20. bevdex

    bevdex Star commenter

    Mi mam an da 'ave just come in afta gowin owt ter the gardin centa. She's bort more plants. Ah feels sorri fer eny plant wot as ter enta inta are house. They allus dye. Mi da's mutterin rood werds cos e's drivven ovver a pot'ole an poppted a frunt tyre. It's bin ded qwiet ere wivvowt em.
     

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