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Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by rosievoice, Dec 10, 2017.
Mebbes her mam canna cook!
Ah doan't get home mayd treets. Ah doan't think mi mum can cukk eetha.
If yer can't mycrowayve it, me mam won't cook it.
Ah gave ma mam thiz fer Chrissymus-ah huvn't had oanything yet.....
Mi mum juss spilltid Buggeroo's drycrapfud a' ower t'flore.
Ah sed, "Mum, We doan liyk tha fuud."
An she sed "But it worr 20 ponuds!"
Me an ma sis are wayting!!!!!!
Tha's reet puwer of 'er.
sweeeep it up an put it in t'bin
me mamz a layzee bogger
If ya wunt a jobby doing, do it yaself!
Mi mum sweeped it up an put it in t'straycat's bowl. Bet ee dunt eyt it eethurr.
Yer mam sownds a reet ruff un. She'd get on wel wi mi mam. Iffen bredd fals on thi florr an she givvs it to thi burdies. It cud poyzen thi puir boggers coz she's a straynjerr ter thi mop.
Wossa mop then?
Yup, wor mams arr reelayted.
Ah thinks mi mam is a cussin o all the ovver mams. Mynd ewe, mi da's surposed ter be retyred so e's in charge o the cleenin. Nuffin evva gets cleened.
Yer da's a lazee bogger. Troo.
My da does nuffin. He just lies on thi settee watchin thi rugby, droppin crums everywaur.
Mi dad's wotchin t'ruggby now.
Ee's orizzontul an 'as 'is eyen shut.
Mi mam an da 'ave just come in afta gowin owt ter the gardin centa. She's bort more plants. Ah feels sorri fer eny plant wot as ter enta inta are house. They allus dye. Mi da's mutterin rood werds cos e's drivven ovver a pot'ole an poppted a frunt tyre. It's bin ded qwiet ere wivvowt em.