Rools. Nae mammies or ither hoomins, unless wi' permyshun from a pet. Messajis can be passd on viar a pet. Nae drycrapfud fer cats Nae nutters Nae bein' sad at thi momint Tri not tae be too preverty Nae nutters Cats arr bestest. Spideys will be pattedd an pattedd until thi diey. Ah canna think of enny morr rools. Iffen yer can help uz owt then rite 'em doon in a post. Off yer gan then, bonni pets. Nae bein' sad thi day.