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The ultimate Scottish swear word...

Discussion in 'Personal' started by anon2980, Mar 3, 2012.

  1. ...is so naughty that I can't possibly post it here.
    However, if you click on this link and go to the very bottom of the list of words, you will find it there.
    Definitely added to my already extensive cursing vocabulary. [​IMG]
  2. I wonder if CBFTBS gets through Cromwell's filter?
  3. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    What does it score in Scrabble?
  4. A lot, Belle! [​IMG]
    Baubs, I double dare you... [​IMG]
  5. Well I'd be a bit of a cuntybuggeryfucktoleybumshite if I didn't try.
  6. GERRIN!!! It passed! :-D
    (hopes Baubs doesn't get in big troub off Bev for that)
  7. doomzebra

    doomzebra Occasional commenter

    We swearthians simply refer to CBFTBS as "the Scottish swear" - it is considered bad luck to say it out loud
  8. lapinrose

    lapinrose Lead commenter

    Wonderful word!!
  9. That's me knackered, then!
    I used it at least 3 times this morning before I even left the house to go to work. It's strangely comforting.
  10. what's the toley bit doing in there? The rest I get, but that....

    (And would have spelled the last syllable with a 'y', the lack of which I find a bit distressing, actually....)
  11. Nanny Ogg

    Nanny Ogg New commenter

    Love it! It seems to be very versatile. I can see a number of situations I can apply it to. Thank you.
  12. kittylion

    kittylion Established commenter

    It's very long isn't it? I'm going to need a LOT of practice.
    I often wish I could cut and paste into my head.
  13. toley = jobby...just clearing that up for the person who was asking.
    Yes, we Scots are almost fantastic at everything, bar modesty, we don't do modest!!
  14. Phoenixchild

    Phoenixchild Occasional commenter

    There are times TES just NEEDS a like button.xx :)
  15. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

  16. laffal0t

    laffal0t New commenter

  17. youtube - sweary movie
    sorry - don't have the link
  18. I've never actually come across this before, in spite of being Scottish... however... I reckon, if I practice, and can say it quickly enough, the little Aussie kids that I teach will never understand it, if said in my Scottish accent quickly enough! [​IMG]

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